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Things Osama bin Laden’s death means to America

Osama bin Laden

Things Osama bin Laden’s death means to America

Last night was obviously a major night in American history with the death of Osama bin Laden bringing an end to our country’s 10-year hunt for justice. So, let’s just recap what this whole “Osama bin Laden has been killed” thing really means.

Dear Pricks: Where’s Osama, zombies, and more

Osama bin Laden

Dear Pricks: Where’s Osama, zombies, and more

Dane Robert (aka: Cornelio Prick) and Brandon Mendelson (aka: Hugeh Prick) are two jerks who answer your questions. They’re fed up with the bullcrap canned answers that syndicated columnists give to people like you. You deserve the truth, even if it hurts. Dear Abby can kiss their backside.

Police arrest sword wielding man on mission to kill Bin Laden

Osama bin Laden

Police arrest sword wielding man on mission to kill Bin Laden

Police in Pakistan have arrested a U.S. builder after the man (armed with a pistol and a sword) claimed he was on a mission to kill the leader of Al Qaeda. If it saves the taxpayers a few million bucks, I say let him do it.

Osama bin Laden likes a good hug

Osama bin Laden

Osama bin Laden likes a good hug

When you think of the guy who basically orchestrated 9/11, you don’t really think about his zeal for hugs. But an interview with an alleged operative of bin Laden reveals just that.