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Two black parents have a child (no, this isn't a setup to a 1940s joke) and it comes out white and blonde. You can see a picture of the new family here. So what happened? Well, that's what
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Utah mother-to-be has two fetuses in two separate uteruses
Not sure how familiar our readership is with female biology, but basically, women typically only have one uterus. But very rarely, women have two separate developed fetuses. One Utah woman found out about her double-stuffed uteruses when her doctor told her that she was having two babies, but not
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Couple arrested for trying to sell baby at Walmart
A couple in California faces child endangerment charges for allegedly trying to sell their 6-month-old baby outside a Walmart store. Their entrepreneurial spirit is endearing.
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By now, you've probably heard about Abby Sunderland, the teenage girl who wanted to sail around the country (not here though because we thought the story was stupid). Anyway, Abby was rescued by the Australian government but her parents refuse to pay them back the estimated $300,000 it cost to save
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Another smoking baby, this time also with a drinking problem
I'm not going to cast aspersions on all of Asia, but what the hell are you people doing to your babies over there? Meet Ya Wen, a Chinese three-year-old girl who picked up the unseemly habit of smoking a pack of cigarettes and drinking three beers each day after getting hit by a van one year ago.
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VIDEO: You can finally use your baby as a mop
The very reason I've been holding off on having a (non-illegitimate) child is because I simply couldn't figure out a way to put a newborn infant to work on cleaning my house. But now, I can, thanks to the wonderful and possibly fake new Japanese invention, The Baby Mop.
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Man threatens to kill 9-year-old daughter unless she drinks alcohol
In our continued quest to point out things you should never do as a parent, here's one that may not seem so obvious. When you're drunk off your ass, it's probably not a good idea to force your 9-year-old daughter to get drunk too by threatening her with murder. It's so counter-intuitive, I know.
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Man tries to trade baby for beer and drugs
There are probably some people who shouldn't have a baby. It's hard to tell if you're one of those people, be it due to immaturity or poor finances. But sometimes, the fates can teach you that, hey, maybe having that kid was a bad idea. Example: A Boston man who tried to trade his baby for beer
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For several billion reasons, I can see why a man might want to come forward as being Oprah's unknown father. So it makes sense to me why 84-year-old World War II veteran Norh Robinson would come forward as saying he's Oprah's father. But since Oprah has yet to show an interested in getting to know the
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I can't speak for everyone, but I definitely get a little skeeved out when a woman pops a boob out and breastfeeds in public. I get it, a baby has to eat. But there's never a restroom that far away. I think what annoys me the most is the indignance of a public breastfeeder like this Minnesota woman
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Colorado man brings baby daughter to cocaine deal
Parenting is one of the most difficult life changes a person can make in his or her life is deciding to raise a child. But the people most successful in balancing parenting and their own life are the ones who find a way to make both work. So, really, this man who brought his 14-month-old daughter to a