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Paris Hilton would never kidnap Kim Kardashian, you guys
In case you were worried that the leaked Ford print ad that shows Paris Hilton kidnapping Kim Kardashian’s family was based in some sort of reality, let Paris Hilton set your mind at ease.
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‘The Bling Ring’ trailer is illegal
Rich girls like to steal, apparently. Do you remember a little while back when there was that group of Hollywood teenagers breaking into famous people’s houses and swiping stuff? They were pretty cool.
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Ranking the hot hookups of Jared Leto
Well, we’ve chronicled the dating histories of actors and we’ve done it with singers, but we haven’t taken a look at anyone who does both. That ends today as we delve into the long list of alleged girlfriends of Jared Leto.
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Ranking the hot hookups of Criss Angel
We’ve chronicled the dating histories of actors, singers, and athletes, but what about other types of entertainers? Like magicians! If Criss Angel’s list of alleged girlfriends is any indication, they can work magic with women as well.
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Colin Farrell: The complete hookup history
Another name that often comes up when discussing legendary ladies men in Hollywood is Colin Farrell. So this week we’re taking a look at how he stacks up in the dating department with the other men we’ve profiled.
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GIFterpiece Theatre: Paris Hilton sexually assaulted by a monkey and Kate Upton
Welcome to GIFterpiece Theatre–Guyism’s daily installment of the internet’s best GIFs. Check out some of our favorites from the world of celebs, TV, sports and humor.
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9 famous people who need to go away
The world seems overrun with worthless celebrities, blowhards and fame-whores with nothing to offer the world other than the sale of their own dignity for the enjoyment of slack-jawed yokels everywhere. Obviously, some of these fools need to go away. And fast.