Hey, are you a cool dude? Chicks are stupid right? Always talking about shoes and yammering away about how you don’t pay enough attention to them? So why not hang out with some COOL DUDES at the PARTY MANSION! Only the buff need apply.

Hey, are you a cool dude? Chicks are stupid right? Always talking about shoes and yammering away about how you don’t pay enough attention to them? So why not hang out with some COOL DUDES at the PARTY MANSION! Only the buff need apply.

Yeah just dudes hanging out. Maybe we can make out…SOME CHECKS. HA HA BECAUSE WE’RE RICH. Or have some Snuggle time…WITH OUT LAUNDRY. BECAUSE WE HAVE TO LOOK FRESH. And even touch dicks.

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Nope no pun there.

I guess there’s nothing wrong with wanting to do some fratty meatheady stuff with muscular guys but I think you should probably come clean and forewarn potential PARTY MANSION guests that they should scrub their anuses thoroughly before entering the building. It’s just good manners to let someone know when to expect sodomy.