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Kids, be afraid of these strangers

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Kids, be afraid of these strangers

The world is a crappy place with bad people everywhere. Fortunately, this video entitled StrangerSmart will get your kids familiar with the different types of creeps and pedos who want into their underoos.

The child abduction rap is educational

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The child abduction rap is educational

If I had a dollar for every time some stranger attempted to abduct me and/or pick me up like a bowling ball, I would have had enough money to run away from home and avoid all those problems in the first place. Kind of a paradox, really. But I didn't have this important 80s rap song about "stranger

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

After getting busted for chatting with underaged girls three times, would-be sexual predator James Daniel went to jail. Only problem: His three chats were all with fake girls played by Indiana undercover officers. Bonus: All three had horrendously fake screen names.

Congrats, you're in an iPhone app

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Congrats, you're in an iPhone app

I’d like to applaud you, dear reader, for making your first appearance in an iPhone app! Bad news: Kidfery just got a bit harder.

Well, at least they're reasonably priced

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Well, at least they're reasonably priced

Perhaps when people come up with a name for their product or a label when trying to sell it, they should have a second person who makes a lot of dick jokes proof it.

MacGyver loves nude children

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MacGyver loves nude children

I had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo.

Listen, so what if MacGyver’s bathing kids that don’t belong to him and getting all wet? It

Dutch TV is a bit pedophilic

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Dutch TV is a bit pedophilic

Now I've never been to Holland, so I don't really know what the culture's like there. But where I come from, as well as most civilized nations, this TV show host with a child performer looks like a relationship that's frowned upon by most sectors of society.