Pedophiles

Man arrested for kiddy porn wears poetically godawful t-shirt in mugshot pic

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David Peters was arrested for 40 felony counts of child porn possession, automatically labeling a Super Creep. But he’s evolving like an RPG character by wearing this shirt during his mugshot photo. Read more

Guy who wrote pedophile book says it isn’t for pedophiles, but for kids

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There’s a whole lot of outrage about Amazon having a book titled “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure” sold in its marketplace (the book was removed today). But I don’t get all the commotion since, according to the author, the book isn’t for pedophiles, but rather for the kids who are being diddled by ... Read more

Woman exposes self to football players AND MUCH MORE

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So uh, I’m trying to be more PG-13 for our advertisers’ sake so I can save myself yet another angry phone call, but I’m not entirely sure how to address this one. Pictured left is Venus Lewis, a woman who exposed herself to a group of teen football players and, um…did many awful things. Read more

Kids, be afraid of these strangers

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The world is a crappy place with bad people everywhere. Fortunately, this video entitled StrangerSmart will get your kids familiar with the different types of creeps and pedos who want into their underoos. Read more

The child abduction rap is educational

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If I had a dollar for every time some stranger attempted to abduct me and/or pick me up like a bowling ball, I would have had enough money to run away from home and avoid all those problems in the first place. Kind of a paradox, really. But I didn’t have this important 80s rap ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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After getting busted for chatting with underaged girls three times, would-be sexual predator James Daniel went to jail. Only problem: His three chats were all with fake girls played by Indiana undercover officers. Bonus: All three had horrendously fake screen names. Read more

Congrats, you're in an iPhone app

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I’d like to applaud you, dear reader, for making your first appearance in an iPhone app! Bad news: Kidfery just got a bit harder. Read more

Well, at least they're reasonably priced

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Perhaps when people come up with a name for their product or a label when trying to sell it, they should have a second person who makes a lot of dick jokes proof it. Read more

Online friends

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Via See Mike Draw comes this comic about the perils of online friendship. Read more

MacGyver loves nude children

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I had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo. Listen, so what if MacGyver’s bathing kids that don’t belong to him and getting all wet? It doesn’t mean he’s a pedophile. Maybe ... Read more

Dutch TV is a bit pedophilic

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Now I’ve never been to Holland, so I don’t really know what the culture’s like there. But where I come from, as well as most civilized nations, this TV show host with a child performer looks like a relationship that’s frowned upon by most sectors of society. It’s a lot like Star Search. Only instead ... Read more