Penguins

In your face, gay penguins

There are a couple of penguins at the San Francisco Zoo who have been one of the charming stories gay leaders have used to show that homosexuality exists in the wilderness too. But now that some harlot female penguin has come in, the Penguin Tank is getting just a bit less gay it seems. Read more

THE FINAL 5 SECONDS OF REGULATION: KEN KAL MAKES THE CALL

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THE REASON THE PENS HAVE BEEN GETTING THE CALLS….

Come somebody at least get Sid the Kid some kneepads so he doesn’t hurt himself… H/T: WOI Contributor Maddog Read more

MARC-ANDRE FLEURY TUMBLES

What a great way to start your Stanley Cup Marc…. Read more

I want to strip and punch penguins in wet suits

Feeling stupid today? Well, at least you’re not Pierre the Penguin, a 25 year-old penguin in a wet suit. Seriously. What’s black and white and warm all over? A penguin in a wetsuit, naturally. Sounds like a joke, but it’s quite serious for biologists at the California Academy of Sciences, who had a wetsuit created ... Read more