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Westminster Gulf seems like a friendly construction company

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Westminster Gulf seems like a friendly construction company

Sure phonebook ads are about as modern as being governed by a Pharaoh, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t provide a useful service. For example, take a look at the important jobs being offered by construction company Westminster Gulf.

Old painting, when cleaned, reveals massive dong

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Old painting, when cleaned, reveals massive dong

Bugs Bunny and some ancient painting...it's fat cock day here on the blog, hooray! Though it could be said that with me as your editor, every day is fat cock day. It is rather juicy. Where was I? Oh yeah, some Brazilian art restorer found on a centuries-old painting of Priapus, Greek god of

Bugs Bunny is well-endowed

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Bugs Bunny is well-endowed

As seen in that infamous rumor that the animators of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? inserted a shot of Jessica Rabbit's cooch in an upskirt moment in the film, animators are known to dabble in perversion. For further proof, you can take a look at Bugs Bunny's big flopping rabbit penis.

This is an MRI of intercourse

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This is an MRI of intercourse

Well, if this is safe-for-work enough for YouTube, it's probably safe enough for me. Here's a video that breaks down the science of intercourse, including an MRI OF HOT SEX ACTION (pictured left). Believe me, if you find anything remotely hot about this, or can make out what's what in this photo, you

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

Paying someone to commit murder for you is a tricky prospect. How do you price haggle? Well here's one gentleman who figured out a way to save money AND lose his penis. Pretty crafty! A man plotted to kill his adoptive parents with the help of a friend he met on the internet, a court has

The world of tomorrow, today!

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The world of tomorrow, today!

I often masturbate thinking of what the future would be like, with my robot maid and her sassy attitude and skirt that shows off her pleasure chip. She knows what she's doing. But when you look at the world of today, as seen through the eyes of the past, here's what our lives look

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

This case, involving a boy who lost his penis due to being improperly circumcised, is further proof why you should only leave your circumcisions in the hand of a trained Jewish man with a creepy beard. Also, only $1.8 million for a missing penis? Seems a bit low to me. A Fulton County