Penises

New Orleans named most well-endowed city; NH largest state

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Taking the phrase “d-ck measuring contest” to a whole other level, Condomania.com commissioned its first ever survey of penis sizes across America. New Orleans came in first with the largest average size in Condomania’s poll while New Hampshire (really?) won for state with the biggest average dong. Read more

Man forced into surgery for 21-day erection

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A lot of ads catering to men focus on the almighty importance of the erection. “Take this if it’s too soft, this if it’s not up enough, this if it wears a top hat and performs at burlesque shows.” One Indian man experienced a very solid erection, but there was a small (big?) problem: It ... Read more

Westminster Gulf seems like a friendly construction company

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Sure phonebook ads are about as modern as being governed by a Pharaoh, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t provide a useful service. For example, take a look at the important jobs being offered by construction company Westminster Gulf. Read more

Old painting, when cleaned, reveals massive dong

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Bugs Bunny and some ancient painting…it’s fat cock day here on the blog, hooray! Though it could be said that with me as your editor, every day is fat cock day. It is rather juicy. Where was I? Oh yeah, some Brazilian art restorer found on a centuries-old painting of Priapus, Greek god of fertility, ... Read more

Bugs Bunny is well-endowed

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As seen in that infamous rumor that the animators of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? inserted a shot of Jessica Rabbit’s cooch in an upskirt moment in the film, animators are known to dabble in perversion. For further proof, you can take a look at Bugs Bunny’s big flopping rabbit penis. Read more

This is an MRI of intercourse

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Well, if this is safe-for-work enough for YouTube, it’s probably safe enough for me. Here’s a video that breaks down the science of intercourse, including an MRI OF HOT SEX ACTION (pictured left). Believe me, if you find anything remotely hot about this, or can make out what’s what in this photo, you need to ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Paying someone to commit murder for you is a tricky prospect. How do you price haggle? Well here’s one gentleman who figured out a way to save money AND lose his penis. Pretty crafty! A man plotted to kill his adoptive parents with the help of a friend he met on the internet, a court ... Read more

Exploratory surgery

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Via PartiallyClips comes this look at the needlessness of exploratory surgery. Read more

The world of tomorrow, today!

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I often masturbate thinking of what the future would be like, with my robot maid and her sassy attitude and skirt that shows off her pleasure chip. She knows what she’s doing. But when you look at the world of today, as seen through the eyes of the past, here’s what our lives look like. ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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This case, involving a boy who lost his penis due to being improperly circumcised, is further proof why you should only leave your circumcisions in the hand of a trained Jewish man with a creepy beard. Also, only $1.8 million for a missing penis? Seems a bit low to me. A Fulton County jury has ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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A bachelorette party became either the worst or best one ever when two women were arrested after a police horse got hit by a 5-foot long novelty penis. Wichita police arrested three people on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer’s horse. Officers were patrolling the ... Read more