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Quote of the Day
A bachelorette party became either the worst or best one ever when two women were arrested after a police horse got hit by a 5-foot long novelty penis. Wichita police arrested three people on Sunday in an incident that began when a man threw an inflatable penis at an officer's
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Woman has big mouth, swallows jars, scares me
Our friends at Buzzfeed unearthed an AWFUL TERRIBLE AWFUL video of a Japanese show (stunner) featuring a woman with a monstrous mouth. Literally, like a monster. Take a look.
It’s pretty obvious to make a joke like “I bet she can suck a dick lol” but
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Blenders are your friends
Via Explosm.net comes this love story of a man and his blender.
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Tracy Morgan has large genitals
In an interview with Maxim, Tracy Morgan reveals that his penis is so epic that it warranted a special tattoo. Yeah.
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How to use factoids
BasicInstructions.net provides helpful tips on how to use the vast information at your disposal that most people won’t give a f about.
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Quote of the Day
Invariably, people are annoyed by their neighbors and how much they suck. But at least you don't have your neighbor doing dick tricks to try to get even with you, like this guy. A man told police he saw something he didn't want to see recently: his neighbor's penis. And he said it wasn't
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Quote of the Day
Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe was caught with his penis flapping around during FOX's NFL coverage yesterday. Why? To up the sexy quotient of the broadcast, I'd presume. Shiancoe was inadvertently shown naked on television while a FOX camera crew taped owner Zygi Wilf’s
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"Try this fabulous cock"
I don’t know what it is about this little verbal slip-up that makes it so entertaining to me. Oh yes, I do: The guest on the Today Show is pining away for cock.
Oh man if I had a dollar for every time I had said “cock” instead of
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Martha Stewart likes them big
You had to know that a woman so domineering and seemingly passive aggressive As Martha Stewart is a tremendous, unbridled size queen.
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Your child's botany project may have gone amiss
This is from some class project and, since my work computer has so graciously decided to clear all my personal settings and history, I have no clue what the source is. So let’s pretend it just came to me in a vision.
I’m not sure why
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This soup is HUGE in San Francisco
This is an ACTUAL product found in a supermarket in the Bronx. Reportedly, this was the only soup that Robert Reed would eat when he was stricken by illness before his death.
[Thanks for the tip Carlos. You should have sent it sooner