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6 of the most awful Super Bowl ads ever

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Making a good Super Bowl commercial is hard. It takes months, if not years, of planning and research to make people remember your company’s ad. Conversely, 30 seconds of awfulness can make people remember you too, but for all the wrong reasons. Here are seven ads which definitely fall into the latter category. Read more

PETA’s attack on Nintendo proves ineffective, so let the backpedaling begin

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Here’s a shocker: their lame brained accusation that Super Mario 3/3D Land encourages kids to wear fur has totally blown up in their faces, leading them to look like even bigger fools than ever. Plus the Taiwanese CGI news-crew to chime in. Read more

PETA once again thinks its being clever with another of their idiotic attacks on video games

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As the number of people who gives a rat’s ass about them continues to steadily decline, they’ve decided to go after one of the big boys: Nintendo. And are their complaints or arguments any more valid? Of course not. Read more

VIDEO: NOAH tortures chickens to prove that torturing chickens is bad

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NOAH is some sort of animal rights activist group. (I’d tell you more about them, but do you know how freaking hard it is to actually wade through a Google search of “Noah animals”? Thanks, Bible!) And they don’t like the way that chickens are being treated, what with being forced to lay eggs and ... Read more

VIDEO: PETA’s Super Bowl ad looks like one of those niche porn sites

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If you’ve ever perused Internet pornography (look it up, it’s a hot new trend) this submitted PETA Super Bowl ad may look a bit familiar. It’s yet to be approved or rejected for Sunday’s big game, but it’s hear for you to see now. Welcome to the future, where you get tomorrows’s absurd Super Bowl ... Read more

Brett Favre does not enjoy the company of armadillos

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On a recent trip to coddle superstar Brett Favre, Vikings coach Brad Childress got a little more than he bargained for. Ignore for a moment that Brett vacillated on his decision to come back, because well, that’s what Brett does and focus on his Mel Gibson like rage towards your friendly, neighborhood armadillo. Read more

Pamela Anderson still has value!

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Pamela Anderson “helped” release a rehabilitated pelican back into the world in Malibu on Sunday, but that’s not what gets her on the site today. It’s for one photo. One wonnnderful photo. Read more

Olivia Munn loves elephants… cows? notsomuch

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By now I am sure you have seen Olivia Munn’s naked PETA ad. If not, go here. Now that you have seen it, I have a question. Read more

7 stupid things men do to impress women

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For thousands of years there has been Man. A few hours after Man was created, so too was Woman. Twice the beauty and only half the driving skills. And for thousands of years, Man has done utterly asinine things on account of Woman. Men have climbed the highest mountains, waged catastrophic wars, built epic monuments ... Read more

PETA does not support the President's fly murder

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I kind of hate PETA but sometimes the stuff they complain about is so outlandish that I feel like it has to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Check out their response to President Obama’s fly-swatting on TV. Read more

PETA's President is into some weird shit

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PETA President Ingrid Newkirk is way dedicated to the cause of preventing animal cruelty and deliciousness. So dedicated that, according to her will, you can eat her when she dies. Note: This is a long quote but so worth the read. Read more