PETA June 18, 2009

PETA does not support the President's fly murder

I kind of hate PETA but sometimes the stuff they complain about is so outlandish that I feel like it has to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek. Check out their response to President Obama’s fly-swatting on TV.

PETA March 24, 2009

PETA's President is into some weird shit

PETA President Ingrid Newkirk is way dedicated to the cause of preventing animal cruelty and deliciousness. So dedicated that, according to her will, you can eat her when she dies. Note: This is a long quote but so worth the read.

PETA January 27, 2009

PETA's Super Bowl ad makes me want to fuck vegetables

Every year PETA makes a risque ad that, inevitably, isn't allowed to be aired during the Super Bowl. Then various assholes around the Internet post it, giving them (and carrots) tons of free publicity. So here's this year's go around with hot chicks and veggies/fruits.

PETA December 10, 2008

PETA and Khloe Kardashian are slowly earning my respect

I typically don’t like PETA and don’t really give a crap about Keeping Up with the Kardashians star Khloe Kardashian, but somehow these two forces have combined for a campaign I can really get behind.

PETA November 17, 2008

Lindsay Lohan gets powdered by PETA protesters

Lindsay Lohan likes fur. PETA people don’t like people wearing fur. Lindsay Lohan wears fur. PETA people have a f’ing bucket full of white powder. Then the magic happens (skip to 0:45).

It’s kind of funny to see someone doused by powder because other people being embarrassed is always

PETA October 21, 2008

PETA thinks eating fish is like eating kittens

Yessir, I love me some PETA. In their latest ramblings of the crazy, they’re now saying that fish are basically like cuddly kittens, so we shouldn’t eat them. Below is MY Sea Kitten.

Create Your Own Sea Kitten at peta.org!

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