Pick-up artists

6 types of guys that try to bag women at the bar

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I had a conversation with my buddy “The Beast” not long ago about the bar scene and the way everyone acts like an animal, especially the guys who are there to get laid. Seriously, it’s like watching a nature special about predators and their prey. If only Steve Irwin was around to do some commentary ... Read more

VIDEO: Pick-up artistry is dead thanks to the guys at this convention

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I believe there are some merits to the theories of pick-up artists. I’m not saying you need to put on your biggest feather boa, but you could certainly extrapolate something. Well, nevermind. In this video is a gathering of pick-up artists in a mall (in D.C., I believe) and…well…failures at life would not be a ... Read more

VIDEO: Christian tips for picking up women are awkward, hilarious

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When you think of a group of people who’d be particularly good at pulling women, who’s the first that comes to mind? That’s right: Dedicated Christians. Here’s a video designed to help you pick up chicks…the Christian way! Read more

The 5 saddest Pick-Up Artist acronyms

Pick Up Artists are what happen when nerds decide to get laid but forget to stop playing videogames first. They claim women can be reprogrammed into sex with complicated gambits which flip a set “attraction switches,” at which point they might as well say “I roll my twenty-sided dice for sex.” Flipping switches is how ... Read more