Via Explosm comes this comic about what a piggyback ride is like.

And so, Swine AIDS had found its first carrier. A pig with AIDS would just be silly wouldn’t it? All emaciated and such, it’d hardly be a pig at all. On ]]>

Via Explosm comes this comic about what a piggyback ride is like.

And so, Swine AIDS had found its first carrier. A pig with AIDS would just be silly wouldn’t it? All emaciated and such, it’d hardly be a pig at all. On the plus side, I imagine getting an AIDS cocktail into slop wouldn’t be too hard. Additionally, neither would getting roofies into there. You probably wouldn’t want to do both at the same time though, I’d imagine.

I’m so sick of the swine flu but the headline on this article brought joy to my cold, foreigner-hating heart.

Afghanistan’s only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and goats, because people ]]>

I’m so sick of the swine flu but the headline on this article brought joy to my cold, foreigner-hating heart.

Afghanistan’s only known pig has been locked in a room, away from visitors to Kabul zoo where it normally grazes beside deer and goats, because people are worried it could infect them with the virus popularly known as swine flu.

The pig is a curiosity in Muslim Afghanistan, where pork and pig products are illegal because they are considered irreligious, and has been in quarantine since Sunday after visitors expressed alarm it could spread the new flu strain.

“For now the pig is under quarantine, we built it a room because of swine influenza,” Aziz Gul Saqib, director of Kabul Zoo, told Reuters. “We’ve done this because people are worried about getting the flu.”

That poor lonely pig. Could you imagine being the only one of anything in an entire country? I feel awkward when I’m the only white guy at a hip hop club, but if I were the only one in an entire nation I’d imagine that’d be a sad isolated feeling. But then if you’re the pig and you leave this country, you’ll go somewhere else and they’ll be like, “Hey pig, come with your other pig friends!” and you’ll go, “Oh boy, more pigs!” Then…boom! Bacon. And then people are always comparing ugly women to you. So other than the whole rolling around in your crap thing, being a pig seems pretty depressing. Fuck if I were them, I’d be coughing all over anyone who came near me. Biological warfare is the only way to preserve a shred of their dignity.

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Via Sinfest.net comes this comic about the unfortunate side effects of swine flu on a pig’s happiness.

I’m sick of hearing about swine flu but thought this comic was fairly humorous, so instead I’m going to talk about this guy on the train ]]>

Via Sinfest.net comes this comic about the unfortunate side effects of swine flu on a pig’s happiness.

I’m sick of hearing about swine flu but thought this comic was fairly humorous, so instead I’m going to talk about this guy on the train today who kept leaning on my back, as if we were shooting the poster for a buddy cop film. Why the f do people insist on doing this on the train? He had room, he could have given us a couple inches. But no, instead he had to use me like a handsome, strong support beam. One day I hope that I don’t have to be ass to ass with a stranger on the train like I was Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream.

Susan Boyle is a pig so it’s only logical that her global emergence is closely followed by a Swine Flu outbreak, right? Makes sense to me and a pretty clever line at that. But England is up in arms over a junior minister making that crack on his Twitter.

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Susan Boyle is a pig so it’s only logical that her global emergence is closely followed by a Swine Flu outbreak, right? Makes sense to me and a pretty clever line at that. But England is up in arms over a junior minister making that crack on his Twitter.

Thank goodness ministers are taking the swine flu outbreak so seriously. Or at least some of them are.

Just as Gordon Brown was gravely announcing that two more Britons had been diagnosed with the virus, one government figure, I can disclose, decided that the potential pandemic was a great opportunity for a joke.

In a bizarre attempt at humour, junior minister Sion Simon suggested that unlikely Britain’s Got Talent singing sensation Susan Boyle is to blame.

The MP for Birmingham Erdington, 40, posted his comment online on his Twitter page, writing: ‘I’m not saying Susan Boyle caused swine flu. I’m just saying that nobody had swine flu, she sang on TV, people got swine flu.’

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In response to the Internet’s obsession with bacon, pigs are taking to germ warfare to stop the massacre. Here’s everything you need to know about how the swine flu came to be in one single photo.

If you’re actually worried about the swine flu,

In response to the Internet’s obsession with bacon, pigs are taking to germ warfare to stop the massacre. Here’s everything you need to know about how the swine flu came to be in one single photo.

If you’re actually worried about the swine flu, here’s a Q and A from CNN to ease your fears. You know what else would ease your fears? Not having unprotected sex with pigs. But I think you already knew that. Sometimes what’s wrong just feels so right.

Ever since I saw “Babe: Pig in the City” I knew that they were up to no good. Why does a simple country pig need to go into the city unless he’s got bad intentions. Not to be confused with baaaah’d intentions, which is when a sheep attempts to date rape you.

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Just saw this on Digg and found it hilarious…

I think Sarah Palin should be greatful. As you can see from the story next to her, there are many pigs that can’t even afford lipstick. She needs to stand up for her people and not allow ]]>

Just saw this on Digg and found it hilarious…

I think Sarah Palin should be greatful. As you can see from the story next to her, there are many pigs that can’t even afford lipstick. She needs to stand up for her people and not allow this genocide to stand. That’s what heroism is, Sarah Palin. Be like Babe. He was a hero for all of the world.