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Finally, you can get a free pizza with your vasectomy
Thinking of putting an end to the magic life-giving powers of your semen? If you’re in Cape Cod, now’s the time to do it. Because you can get a free pizza if you use the Urology Associates of Cape Cod! What a deal!
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Pizza Roulette is the only way to make pizza unenjoyable
Looking for a way to make the glorious experience of eating pizza into something that could bring you much pain and sadness? Check out this game called Pizza Roulette.
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VIDEO: NMA predicts a showdown between Snooki’s baby and Master Chief on Dec. 21
NMA, better known as the folks from Taiwan who regurgitate headlines via their special brand of assembly line CGI, claims that the offspring of Jersey Shore starlet Snooki and the Halo 4 protagonist will face off
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VIDEO: Meet Nick Smith, otherwise known as Ulillillia
Forget all those other video game documentaries on the horizon, because The Platform Master is the only one you need care about.
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VIDEO: Australian morning show tries to set pizza slapping world record
Last week we witnessed two girls going for the world record of pizza slaps to the face. Now, the Australian TODAY morning show went for the record with two male anchors. And like my family crest says,
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Papa John’s commissions ‘Royal Wedding Pizza’
Whew. I was worried the Apocalypse wasn’t coming for a while there, but Papa John’s has relaxed my nerves with their release of the “Royal Wedding Pizza,” which features Kate Middleton and Prince William as ingredients.
And, no, this is not a spoof.
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9 of the most eerily cultlike kids shows
These days, children’s TV doesn’t take many chances. Shows are so concerned with being boycotted or sued that you get stuff like Dora the Explorer hanging out with a talking map cleverly named “Map”. But it hasn’t always been that way. Check out these shows and some of the
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Daily Domino’s pizza order surprisingly saves woman’s life
No, no, no. Not like you’re thinking. In fact, ordering pizza — especially Domino’s, ugh — once a day will kill you eventually. But for Jean Wilson, her addiction to shoddy ‘za saved her life.
LITERALLY.
See, Wilson called in an order for Domino’s every single