Pizza

VIDEO: Meet Nick Smith, otherwise known as Ulillillia

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Forget all those other video game documentaries on the horizon, because The Platform Master is the only one you need care about. Read more

VIDEO: Australian morning show tries to set pizza slapping world record

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Last week we witnessed two girls going for the world record of pizza slaps to the face. Now, the Australian TODAY morning show went for the record with two male anchors. And like my family crest says, “When there’s a video of people being slapped in the face with Italian food, we’ll post it.” Read more

Papa John’s commissions ‘Royal Wedding Pizza’

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Whew. I was worried the Apocalypse wasn’t coming for a while there, but Papa John’s has relaxed my nerves with their release of the “Royal Wedding Pizza,” which features Kate Middleton and Prince William as ingredients. And, no, this is not a spoof. “Royal Wedding fever is sweeping the world so we couldn’t resist having ... Read more

9 of the most eerily cultlike kids shows

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These days, children’s TV doesn’t take many chances. Shows are so concerned with being boycotted or sued that you get stuff like Dora the Explorer hanging out with a talking map cleverly named “Map”. But it hasn’t always been that way. Check out these shows and some of the creepy cultlike premises they were based ... Read more

Daily Domino’s pizza order surprisingly saves woman’s life

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No, no, no. Not like you’re thinking. In fact, ordering pizza — especially Domino’s, ugh — once a day will kill you eventually. But for Jean Wilson, her addiction to shoddy ‘za saved her life. LITERALLY. See, Wilson called in an order for Domino’s every single day for the past three years. She became so ... Read more

Super Bowl food: What to eat on Sunday

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Super Bowl Sunday is a sacred holiday. A holiday that you should treat with the utmost respect, especially when it comes to what you put into your belly. So take a look at our list of some of the best snacks you can feast on during the big game. Read more

The 11 dumbest things cartoons have taught us

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Psychologists say that children can be deeply affected by some of the media they take in growing up. So these staples of cartoons that we all watched probably weren’t the best things for us to learn. Read more

VIDEO: Now this is how you advertise with a sandwich board

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Too many companies get too cute with their viral ads (I’m looking at you, handsome Old Spice gentleman). So here’s a tip, ad people: Get back to basics. Like this…a video of a guy holding a sign on the side of the road for Little Caesar’s. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Everyone always dreams of having sex with a hot pizza delivery girl while eating delicious pizza. This guy didn’t achieve that, but he did get to show the pizza delivery girl his dong multiple times. So many times that the cops had to be called. I think you call that a moral victory. Read more

Katy Perry has odd eating habits

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Katy Perry is a long-time favorite here but this photo she posted on Twitter is, well, confusing. Read more

Pizza man rescues woman from rapey abductor

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In a scenario straight out of a mediocre movie starring Kristen Bell as a woman in over her head with a scary man, some Atlanta woman got abducted by a guy she knew at work, only to be rescued by a pizza man. Read more