Planes

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This quote isn’t so great but the story is just good enough, yet not good enough for a full post. So you can see my dilemma. Anywho, a passenger on a Montana to Utah flight banged on the cockpit door of his airplane and claimed he was a…. Read more

Pilot uses flying powers for evil, stalking

In spite of their cool demeanors, pilots are people with feelings too. And as people with feelings, sometimes they drop propaganda from an airplane to insinuate that their ex-girlfriend is a racial epithet whore. So relatable! Read more

Douchey Yale kid sues for $1 mil over lost Xbox

I actually don’t know that this kid is douchey and given his penchant for litigation, let’s just pretend he’s awesome and well-endowed, shall we? Anyway he’s suing US Airways for losing his modded Xbox 360 for $1 million. Read more

Woman gets jerked off on in plane. Read that again.

Anything I give you here will just sully the beauty of this article. So read the snippet below. A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a $200,000 lawsuit against American Airlines alleging employees on a flight to Los Angeles from Dallas/Fort Worth Airport failed to protect her while she slept from another passenger who masturbated to ... Read more