Plastic surgery

7 reasons why women should never get plastic surgery

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Every single person in this world is insecure about something on their bodies, whether that is their hammerhead shark-shaped toes, to the bulbous noses that appear like woodshop-crafted door stops, and parked squarely in the middle of their faces. In a time and place where we can’t agree on anything, imperfections surely are what make us distinctly human, and should make us united on at least one front Read more

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A Chicago plastic surgeon is suing women who provided, what he claims, are unfair reviews on several online portals. Regardless of what the truth in this case is, the quote from one woman on Yelp is pricelessly horrific. Read more

Chinese girl eyes surgery to look like Jessica Alba to win back her ex

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There’s always a large pressure on women in modern society to fit certain standards of beauty. But perhaps there’s no story as bizarre and borderline depressing as this Chinese girl who wants to get a lot of plastic surgery to look just like Jessica Alba, all to get her Jessica Alba-obsessed ex-boyfriend back. Read more

Doctor loses license after drug use, bad boob jobs, and more

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Being a doctor comes with a lot of responsibility. You have to save lives or at least help people in some tangible way. Or you could buy a lot of drugs, give people bad plastic surgery, and “forcibly kiss” a patient. Either/or is probably fine. Read more

Mom gets surgery to look like daughter

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So this is creepy…a British 50 year-old got out of a long-term relationship and got a bunch of plastic surgery to look just like her daughter. There’s a surreal quality to this video that’s very entertaining. A 50-year-old mum from Burnley has spent £12,000 on cosmetic surgery to make her look more like her daughter. ... Read more

UK town offering employees time off for breast implant surgery

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England is pretty awesome sometimes. A town in Manchester is offering workers at its city council extra time off to get cosmetic surgeries, including implants and whatever else their heart desires. Read more

German lady looking for wrinkle surgery gets implants instead

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A fun little story from Germany that hurts no one. Well, other than the woman who basically got her life drastically altered for no particular reason because she wanted to look less wrinkly and instead got huge boobs. But f her. A German woman who wanted her wrinkles removed was given a boob job instead. ... Read more