Plaxico Burress

11 famous people who survived being shot

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People get shot every day. But since we are a country of star worshippers and spend our days and nights furiously arguing over whatever dumbass story is headlining all the tabloids that week, we don’t really care. Unless, of course, the shooting victim just so happens to be one of those famous folk who get ... Read more

VIDEO: Plaxico Burress receives loving embrace from his agent, Drew Rosenhaus

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Former New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress was released from jail today after serving almost two years on a gun possession charge. The first person to greet him upon his exit from Oneida Correctional Facility was none other than agent extraordinaire Drew Rosenhaus. Read more

10 valuable life lessons we have learned from sports figures

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Over the years, athletes have provided many of us fans with hours of entertainment. As role models, they’ve also provided us with life lessons that we can use in our everyday lives. How to spend our money, how to deal with our bosses, etc… So here are just some of the many valuable life lessons ... Read more

Guyism’s NFL 2010 Crystal Ball

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Our resident football expert Matthew Shepatin, who teamed up with Hall of Fame Jets receiver Don Maynard to recount his days as Joe Namath’s favorite target in You Can’t Catch Sunshine, out today, peers into the future and tells you with absolute certainty what’s going to happen this NFL season. Get your popcorn ready, son. Read more

"YOU’LL END UP LIKE PLAXICO, SHOOTING YOURSELF

Apparently, Plaxico Burress jokes are already making it into mainstream pop culture…. From Entourage last night… Other posts you might like: Jamie Lynn-Sigler goes back to backName that Fall Tv star 12 Most annoying characters in Sitcom History Name that TV theme song Read more

SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY-PLAXICO BURRESS

Plaxico Burress agreed to a two year prison sentence today for shooting himself in the leg last year. This should teach a lesson to kids everywhere. If you are going to take a gun to the club with you, put it in a holster. Oh yea, and don’t wear sweat pants either. Read more

Gun safety tips with Plaxico Burress

Who could possibly be better to teach us gun safety these days than New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress? Other than the obvious choices like Kurt Cobain and Marshall Applewhite, of course? H/T: FanIQ Read more

Quote of the Day

It may shock you to learn that disgraced football player Plaxico Burress (he of the “I shot myself in the leg with my illegal handgun” fame) would have anything other than the utmost courtesy for others. Well, prepare to have your heart broken. “Burress was an ass,” said a female bartender about his conduct last ... Read more

SOMEECARDS GETS IN ON THE PLAXICO JOKE

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VIDEO-PLAXICO BURRESS OWNS DAVID TERRELL

From the 1999 MSU win over UM… Read more

PLAXICO BURRESS STICKS IT TO PATS AGAIN

From Peter King’s, MMQB In the 36th-floor midtown Manhattan studio of Sirius Satellite Radio — where I work a day or two a week doing The Morning Drive with Bob Papa and Randy Cross — sits a big naugahyde easy chair with a Patriots logo, with their Super Bowl titles sewn in. Earlier this month, ... Read more