The folks over at Men’s Fitness recently did an interview and photo shoot with Attack of the Show star Sara Jean Underwood. It was nice. The video, however, is rather epic. I love how she talks about how she’s kind of bummed that no one hits on ]]>

The folks over at Men’s Fitness recently did an interview and photo shoot with Attack of the Show star Sara Jean Underwood. It was nice. The video, however, is rather epic. I love how she talks about how she’s kind of bummed that no one hits on her at the gym. She probably shouldn’t have said that. I’d like to see what she thinks about being hit on at the gym now that this video has been released.

Here’s a model you might not be familiar with but will be glad that you are now: Camille Rowe. She’s French! I still don’t know what this Foam magazine is all about, but they’ve gotten Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, AnnaSophia Robb, and now Camille ]]>

Here’s a model you might not be familiar with but will be glad that you are now: Camille Rowe. She’s French! I still don’t know what this Foam magazine is all about, but they’ve gotten Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, AnnaSophia Robb, and now Camille Rowe to pose for them so they must have something working. As for Camille, she doesn’t even have her own Wikipedia page so you’ll have to just get by with the fact that she’s French and leave it at that. You’ll manage, I’m sure.

Of all the supermodels in the world, Hilary Rhoda might be the hottest one not to be a household name. That makes no sense. Just look at this photo shoot from the May issue of Madame le Figaro. She’s got it all. Gorgeous face, amazing body, plus she’s ]]>

Of all the supermodels in the world, Hilary Rhoda might be the hottest one not to be a household name. That makes no sense. Just look at this photo shoot from the May issue of Madame le Figaro. She’s got it all. Gorgeous face, amazing body, plus she’s American. Can I get a USA! USA!?

Another week, another sexy celebrity lady walking around her home in her underwear, courtesy of Esquire and their “Me In My Place” series. This week it’s Three Stooges star Carly Craig. Carly plays the Stooges’ mom in the film. Seriously. Their mom. How? I ]]>

Another week, another sexy celebrity lady walking around her home in her underwear, courtesy of Esquire and their “Me In My Place” series. This week it’s Three Stooges star Carly Craig. Carly plays the Stooges’ mom in the film. Seriously. Their mom. How? I have no idea, and don’t plan to find out, but I’m glad she does or we wouldn’t have these pictures and video today. Well done, once again, Esquire.

12 more sexy pics of Carly Craig right here. Video below.

Rarely do we see two supermodels hanging out together in bikinis when they aren’t posing in a studio. But today is that rare day because Irina Shayk and Anne Vyalitsyna are apparently on vacation together. Hey, they’re both Russian so it makes sense. And this is ]]>

Rarely do we see two supermodels hanging out together in bikinis when they aren’t posing in a studio. But today is that rare day because Irina Shayk and Anne Vyalitsyna are apparently on vacation together. Hey, they’re both Russian so it makes sense. And this is just further proof that if you want to view some top notch celebrity bikini action you need to get your bad self down to Miami Beach pronto. The place is just thick with these women apparently.

Anyone out there remember who Rachel Hunter is? Former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model? Rod Stewart’s ex-wife? (Who’s Rod Stewart?) Anyway, she recently did some paddleboarding in Malibu in a bikini top. What else do you need to know? I’m not sure exactly what she’s been up to lately ]]>

Anyone out there remember who Rachel Hunter is? Former Sports Illustrated swimsuit model? Rod Stewart’s ex-wife? (Who’s Rod Stewart?) Anyway, she recently did some paddleboarding in Malibu in a bikini top. What else do you need to know? I’m not sure exactly what she’s been up to lately so let’s do some digging. She was on the TV show Celebrity Circus in 2008. I don’t remember that one. She was engaged to hockey player Jarret Stoll in 2009, but the wedding was called off. That’s too bad. Other than that, I guess she’s been doing a lot of paddleboarding. Good for her.

I can’t decide if I like this bathing suit that Rihanna is sporting on a boat while on vacation over in Hawaii. It kind of looks like a swimsuit from the future or something. Honestly I think I prefer the bikini she had on in

I can’t decide if I like this bathing suit that Rihanna is sporting on a boat while on vacation over in Hawaii. It kind of looks like a swimsuit from the future or something. Honestly I think I prefer the bikini she had on in this photo shoot over this silver piece. Plus this silver one is going to give her some very unusual tan lines. Then again, you’d have to see her naked to know about them. … What was I talking about again?

Apparently I am not the only one who thinks Joanna Krupa needs to get a regular gig on American TV as the fine folks over at Esquire snagged Joanna for the latest sexy installment of their “Me In My Place” series. Now this is what ]]>

Apparently I am not the only one who thinks Joanna Krupa needs to get a regular gig on American TV as the fine folks over at Esquire snagged Joanna for the latest sexy installment of their “Me In My Place” series. Now this is what I am talking about. I didn’t know who the last couple of ladies that they photographed were (not that they weren’t very nice), but now they’re cooking things up even tastier with Joanna. (Seriously though, is this her home? Damn.)

12 more smokin’ pics of Joanna Krupa right here.

I bet when you woke up this morning you didn’t think to yourself, “I wonder what Kevin Bacon’s 46 year-old wife, actress Kyra Sedgwick, looks like in a bikini.” But here she is, looking… hot? Annnd sporting a massive tramp stamp to boot. Who needs coffee? Did anyone else ]]>

I bet when you woke up this morning you didn’t think to yourself, “I wonder what Kevin Bacon’s 46 year-old wife, actress Kyra Sedgwick, looks like in a bikini.” But here she is, looking… hot? Annnd sporting a massive tramp stamp to boot. Who needs coffee? Did anyone else know about that tattoo? Or the one on her rib cage? Or the fact that she’s stacked like that? I didn’t know any of this. I suddenly have new found respect for Kyra. Well, maybe respect isn’t the right word. Admiration?

Maria Menounos, much like Jessica Alba, spent some time in a bikini over the New Year’s weekend. Maria was in Miami where it appears the water or perhaps the air temperature was a little nippy. I have to give this round to Maria over Jessica. ]]>

Maria Menounos, much like Jessica Alba, spent some time in a bikini over the New Year’s weekend. Maria was in Miami where it appears the water or perhaps the air temperature was a little nippy. I have to give this round to Maria over Jessica. They both brought the goods, but Maria, despite a three-year disadvantage in the age department went the extra mile by actually being within 500 yards of a camera. That and the fact that, as I mentioned, it seemed she was a little *ahem* cold gives her the win on… points.

We don’t see much of Gabrielle Union anymore, but when we do it’s usually because she’s somewhere in a bikini. Not bad for a chick who is pushing 40 if I do say so myself. Is she still shacking up with Dwyane Wade? I remember all the scuttlebutt ]]>

I can see why Dwyane is such a fan of hers...

We don’t see much of Gabrielle Union anymore, but when we do it’s usually because she’s somewhere in a bikini. Not bad for a chick who is pushing 40 if I do say so myself. Is she still shacking up with Dwyane Wade? I remember all the scuttlebutt awhile back about her and D-Wade gettin’ jiggy in front of his kids or something. I hope that’s all been sorted out. I also wouldn’t mind seeing more of Gabrielle in a bikini. You’d think with him being in Miami and all this would happen more often. Maybe she can work on that in 2012.

I give up. There is no level to which “17 year-old” Courtney Stodden and her 51 year-old husband Doug Hutchinson will not stop. You win, guys. We give up. Please tell us your demands so we can all get on with our lives.

And ]]>

I give up. There is no level to which “17 year-old” Courtney Stodden and her 51 year-old husband Doug Hutchinson will not stop. You win, guys. We give up. Please tell us your demands so we can all get on with our lives.

And don’t think that the fact that these two yokels chose a place called Mt. Baldy was merely a coincidence. (I know there’s a sexual innuendo in there somewhere.)

Of course, Courtney’s mom/manager/pimp, Krista, had to weigh in…

“It was freezing, the photo people said she’s the toughest girl they’d ever seen. Everyone was freezing and she was in her bikini with her feet in the snow.”

Toughest girl they’d ever seen. Really. I don’t know if I can cover these two anymore. I may not even watch their reality show should it come to fruition. I think they may have used up their 15 minutes.

And no update on these two is complete without some gems from her Twitter account:

Dear Santa of desire: Instead of you silently sliding down my chiseled chimney this year… can I slide down yours? XOs

Followed four days later by:

“For GOD so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish, but have eternal life.” XOs

I think I might actually be physically ill. Medic!

She’s Definitely Been Naughty, But Has She Been Nice? Courtney Stodden Gets Festive [Radar]

Photos: GSI Media

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen one of our favorite women Joanna Krupa. That’s probably because she’s been back in Poland working for their version of Next Top Model, but as you can see, she hasn’t gotten any less sexy in her absence from the U.S. Thank goodness ]]>

Now that's a face made for TV...

It’s been awhile since we’ve seen one of our favorite women Joanna Krupa. That’s probably because she’s been back in Poland working for their version of Next Top Model, but as you can see, she hasn’t gotten any less sexy in her absence from the U.S. Thank goodness for CKM magazine or we wouldn’t have known that. It really is the lord’s work they’re doing over there. Now if we could just do something about getting Joanna to appear on television over here in the State on a more regular basis.

Did you guys know that Keith Richards has a 25 year-old daughter named Alexandra? Did you know that she’s rather hot? If you did, well done. If not, time to get educated. Since I kind of knew he had a sexy daughter, but didn’t really know anything else about her ]]>

So Keith Richards created this?

Did you guys know that Keith Richards has a 25 year-old daughter named Alexandra? Did you know that she’s rather hot? If you did, well done. If not, time to get educated. Since I kind of knew he had a sexy daughter, but didn’t really know anything else about her I went to my friend Wiki which says that she is a model, artist, and DJ in New York City. Ah, in 2010, she appeared in the French edition of Playboy… that’s why I had heard of her. Starting to remember now… it also says that her mom is an an American model and actress named Patti Hansen. Damn, she’s hot too. Maybe hotter than Alexandra. Interesting…

Another week, another sexy female celebrity posing in her her home while wearing her underwear; this time it’s How to Make It in America star Lake Bell. Yep, it’s another edition of Esquire’s “Me In My Place” series. The pictures once again are spectacular (you really ]]>

It looks like it's a little chilly in Lake's place...

Another week, another sexy female celebrity posing in her her home while wearing her underwear; this time it’s How to Make It in America star Lake Bell. Yep, it’s another edition of Esquire’s “Me In My Place” series. The pictures once again are spectacular (you really must click through the link below for the underboob photo), but the really big news is that we finally know the identity of the genius behind the camera! His name? Well, you’ll have to click the link below to find out (after you watch the video of course).

12 more pics of Lake Bell and the photographer revealed right here.

I hadn’t heard of Claire Coffee before today, but thanks to the folks over at Esquire and their “Me In My Place” series, I’ll never forget her now. So what do we know about Ms. Coffee thanks to this sexy introduction from Esquire? We know that Claire has ]]>

Coffee has never looked so tasty...

I hadn’t heard of Claire Coffee before today, but thanks to the folks over at Esquire and their “Me In My Place” series, I’ll never forget her now. So what do we know about Ms. Coffee thanks to this sexy introduction from Esquire? We know that Claire has a recurring role on the TV show Franklin & Bash, she went to Northwestern and is a 49ers fan, she’s is in a Bank of America commercial that airs during football games, is not a snuggler – after sex it’s sleepy time, and she doesn’t like waking up with people in her bed. And I think under the definition of “wife material” you might just see her photo.

14 more sexy photos of Claire Coffee right here.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively have ended their relationship. Well, that didn’t take long. Five months to be exact. So how long do you suppose it will be until we get pictures of Leo and Bar Refaeli hanging out together on the beach? (That seems to ]]>

Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively have ended their relationship. Well, that didn’t take long. Five months to be exact. So how long do you suppose it will be until we get pictures of Leo and Bar Refaeli hanging out together on the beach? (That seems to be his M.O.)

I guess when you’re in Leo’s shoes the old saying that “no matter how hot a woman is there’s some guy out there who is tired of nailing her” is a truism. Even if she is prone to leaking naked photos of herself that aren’t really her. Aww, they still remain friends though according to their reps. Isn’t that nice? I wish I had a rep.

Some day we need to get Derek Jeter and Leonardo DiCaprio together for a reality show on who can bang the most and sexiest starlets. We’ve got Leo with Gisele Bundchen, Bar, and Blake, among others. And Jeter has Minka Kelly, Jessica Alba, and Mariah Carey, just to name a few, under his belt. It’d be quite a competition, I’m telling you.

Blake Lively, Leonardo DiCaprio Split [Us]

He’s completely shut Demi Moore up on Twitter. Demi has gone silent, not saying a thing to her 4 million plus followers since last Wednesday, but surely that’s not a sign of anything important, right?

In case you’ve been off the planet for the last week or ]]>

He’s completely shut Demi Moore up on Twitter. Demi has gone silent, not saying a thing to her 4 million plus followers since last Wednesday, but surely that’s not a sign of anything important, right?

In case you’ve been off the planet for the last week or so, let’s get you up to speed. Demi’s son husband Ashton Kutcher (the less entertaining version of Charlie Sheen) is reported to have cheated on her with a “hot tub worthy” 23 year-old woman named Sara Leal… on their anniversary… which Demi and Ashton spent apart. Move along, nothing to see here, right?

So here’s what we have learned since we parted ways on Friday…

Ashton tweeted, “When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of, you make an ASS out of U and ME.” So, my assumption that these two are either in marriage counseling or having long, expensive meetings with lawyers is making an ass out of him? And me?

Ashton and Demi then got together over the weekend for a Kaballah Center meeting for for the Jewish New Year. Because they are obviously quite a religious couple. They were both wearing their wedding rings, yet they departed in separate cars. I won’t make any assumptions about that.

PICS: Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher entertain on Twitter

Entertainment Tonight stated that Demi and Ashton have been living apart for the last two months. I assume they just like different home decor. Whoops… assuming again!

They broke up on Twitter with Demi and Ashton briefly unfollowing one another then adding each other back. I assume they figured out that unfollowing each other just fueled speculation, but there I go again…

And Rumer Willis, has gone out of her way to show support for her mom, I mean, her step-mom, tweeting, “Please give some love to my gorgeous and talented stepmomma @emmaheming.” No idea what that’s all about, but thought I’d just throw that in there.

So what does this all mean to you and me? Not much, really, but it’s been at least as entertaining watching this saga unfold as it has been watching Ashton’s first couple of appearances on Two and a Half Men.

PIC: Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore Reunite For Kaballah Center Meeting [Us]
Rumer Willis Tweets Support For Stepmom… [Radar]
Feeling the strain? Ashton Kutcher looks tired and emotional… [Daily Mail]
Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher Break Up: On Twitter [Radar]

I know that pretty much every time I show you pics of Jessica Jane-Clement posing for Nuts magazine I say they are the hottest she’s ever done. And, well, yeah… because it’s always true. I’m not even going to attempt to describe how sexy these photos ]]>

Uh, JJ, your shirt's coming loose... let me fix that for you...

I know that pretty much every time I show you pics of Jessica Jane-Clement posing for Nuts magazine I say they are the hottest she’s ever done. And, well, yeah… because it’s always true. I’m not even going to attempt to describe how sexy these photos are. I’ll just let you view them and the pics will more than speak for themselves. Enjoy.

Irina Shayk took to the streets of Manhattan the other day wearing nothing but a sports bra and some super tight spandex leggings. If they want to stop the rioting in England may I suggest that they drop her in the middle of it wearing this outfit. It ]]>

I wonder what song she's listening to...

Irina Shayk took to the streets of Manhattan the other day wearing nothing but a sports bra and some super tight spandex leggings. If they want to stop the rioting in England may I suggest that they drop her in the middle of it wearing this outfit. It also wouldn’t hurt for her to also do some of that stretching she’s doing in these photos. Really, when you think about it, she could be the solution to many of the problems in the world. Hot swimsuit models in spandex and sports bras should become our new weapon for peace.