Polar bears March 12, 2008

Great ways to get your face bit the fuck off

There are many places I wouldn't put my face: A bear trap, a pie filled with poison (WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A DELICIOUSLY CONFUSING TREAT), a bee hive, a bed of needles, Tara Reid's crotch. Well, you can add "Staring contest with a polar bear" to that list too.