Porn

VIDEO: Time to see that ‘Tomb Raider’ porno in motion

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Finally, footage of Tomb Raider XXX. And it’s about as exciting as a SFW trailer for a parody porn can be. Read more

2012 ‘Best Picture’ Oscar noms combined with porn tweets

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It’s a scientific fact that all porn stars want to crossover into the mainstream and be legitimate actresses. There’s probably even a hypothesis about it or something. What is a porn star really? Just a girl who went to the big city to follow her dreams of being a famous Hollywood star only to have her hopes go awry until she’s forced into having sex for a living. Read more

Thank God, someone is finally putting together a ‘Tomb Raider’ porn flick

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Well, a few Tomb Raider porn films probably already exist. And if you happen to know of others (or have even seen them), feel free to correct me! Don’t be shy. Read more

VIDEO: Unfortunately, that Ron Jeremy as Super Mario porno apparently sucks

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Even by early 90s adult flicks trying to cash in on whatever’s popular in pop culture entertainment standards. Which is saying a LOT. Read more

New proposal could require condom usage in adult films

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A proposal in Los Angeles coming up for a vote in June could be the biggest ones in history for some of the, ahem, heavy Internet user. And it’s not the evil Internet-ruining SOPA we’re talking about…it’s a proposal that could make it illegal to have actors not wearing condoms in adult films. Read more

VIDEO: For those who enjoy both Japanese gangsters and zombies

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Hopefully Yakuza: Dead Souls will have hostess clubs as well… undead hostess clubs, naturally. Actually, it’s somewhat of a safe bet. Read more

Did you hear about the ‘Modern Warfare 3′ lovin’ porn star who got snubbed?

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The latest Call of Duty is finally in everyone’s hands, and much like Deus Ex, Arkham City, and Battlefield 3 before it, it’s the only thing any can talk about. And here’s the four most interesting items. Read more

VIDEO: What is with this sudden surge of porn stars being into video games?

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Last week it was PwnedbyGirls, which is basically porn stars playing video games online, topless. Now we have Geek Girls, which has porn stars talking about their favorite games… and then immediately having sex. Read more

Joslyn James, Tiger Woods’ porn star mistress, to play her ex’s video game, live on the Internet (topless)

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On a website that’s normally about porn stars playing video games topless. Read more

A live action Legend of Zelda film is in the works, but…

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It’s a safe bet that Nintendo is not putting their seal of approval on this one. First off, it’s being filmed in Babylon, Long Island. Second red flag? It’s a porn. Read more

It’s totally legal to watch porn at NYC libraries

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New York City Library Porn

For an upcoming trip to New York City, I had no intention of visiting a library. After all, um, I have the internet — what do I need books for? But then I found out that I can waltz into the library and legally watch porn. And frankly, that’s a gamechanger, if only because I can tell ... Read more