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Maxmen introduces us to Marta Cadilha in a bikini

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Maxmen introduces us to Marta Cadilha in a bikini

Okay, I think I know who Marta Cadilha is (how rare, right?). Other than being the cover girl for April’s Maxmen magazine. I ‘think’ she was Portugal’s representative for the 2009 Miss World pageant. And if that’s wrong, she damn well should have been.

Vera Santos is a Portguese cheerleader or something…

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Vera Santos is a Portguese cheerleader or something…

Okay, I have no idea who this Vera Santos is. The only Vera Santos in Wiki is an Portuguese Olympian in race walking. I don’t think this is her. And if it is, I am now a big fan of race walking.

Sara Hilario puts on a smokeshow for FHM

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Sara Hilario puts on a smokeshow for FHM

Sara Hilario is a new one for me. She’s a rather heavily-tattooed Portuguese model with a ridiculous body. I guess that’s how she gets away with being rather heavily-tattooed. A hot body solves a lot of issues in life if you’re a female (so I’m told).

The best 2010 SFW (kinda, sorta) calendar you’ll see

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The best 2010 SFW (kinda, sorta) calendar you’ll see

Anyone who is familiar with my literary ‘stylings’ knows how much I enjoy the work of the fine folks at Hombre magazine. This despite the fact that I don’t even know for sure where it’s published, nor have I actually ever, you know, physically seen the magazine itself. But

The Maxgirls seem nice

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The Maxgirls seem nice

Not sure what The Maxgirls are, but I am going to take a wild guess and say that they are something like the Hometown Hotties version of Maxmen down there in South America. If I am wrong, I really don’t care, but feel free to correct me in the

I need to know more about Elena Gomez

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I need to know more about Elena Gomez

I had never heard of Elena Gomez before today. Granted once I saw her photos I was smitten, but then I went looking for some information on her and ran into Wiki where it said she was a Spanish gymnast. Oops, wrong Elena Gomez. Damn…

Joana Duarte is a Portuguese actress, ’nuff said…

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Joana Duarte is a Portuguese actress, ’nuff said…

I just don’t understand how so many sexy women end up on television in Mexico, Italy, Spain, and in today’s case, Portgual, while we are stuck with women like Sarah Jessica Parker on our TV sets. Why can’t we have more women like this Joana Duarte here?