Pregnancy

Women somehow avoid giving birth on Halloween, according to study

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Women…what can’t they do? According to a new study, women are statistically far less likely to give birth on Halloween due to a variety of reasons. Read more

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Some things that might seem obvious to me or you are clearly not obvious to some Americans, as evidenced by one woman getting food stamps for pretending she was pregnant…for forty months straight. Read more

Woman robs Walmart in the middle of going into labor

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As a woman, it’s important to take ownership of your pregnancy. Some women work until the day of their birth before taking maternity leave. Others rob a Walmart while going into labor. Same diff. Read more

Graffiti on pro-life ads are quite amusing

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Some graffiti-makers have stopped spinning on cardboard boxes long enough to deface some of the anti-abortion/pro-life ads popping up across the country with the tagline “Abortion Changes You.” Some of them have had humorous results. For example, this picture of a man wondering what he could have done to help a woman attempting to deal ... Read more

Doctors perform C-section on woman, don’t find a baby inside

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When attempting to get a baby out of a pregnant woman, there are a couple of key concerns. One: Make sure she’s comfortable and taken care of, since this is one of the most important moments in a woman’s life. Two: Make sure she’s actually pregnant. One North Carolina hospital committed a big ol’ whoopsidoodle ... Read more

2 foot tall woman to give birth for the third time

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Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, what with the circle of life and the new beginnings and the woman screaming obscenities at her husband vowing to never have sex again. So what can possibly make you reevaluate the beauty of a mom-to-be? Her being 28 inches tall. Read more

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Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one foxy little babyfactory, popping a child out at every turn. But how will she avoid getting pregnant now that she’s done with having kids? Birth control? That’s so silly! She’ll just dress less sexy. Read more

Water mammal feeds infants McDonald's

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In my ongoing quest to get the the bottom of the swine flu, I came across this…oh. That’s a human. Well then. This..human, really?…human mother is feeding her 6 month old triples McDonald’s. Read more

Pregnant woman or terrifying sea monster?

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Nadya Suleman had eight living beings exit her vagina a couple weeks back and that somehow makes her noteworthy (see her extremely self-important Web site here). TMZ found a photo of her while pregnant and it’s as horrifying as you could ever possibly imagine. Read more

Jamie Lynn Spears is further proof that teenage girls are idiots

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This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. Jamie Lynn Spears apparently had liposuction somewhere in her third through fifth months of pregnancy because she “just thought she was getting fat”. Read more

This is what pregnancy looks like, Carmen Electra?

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From the Italian premiere of Disaster Movie, a country where they love pasta, water taxis, and big breasts promoting crapty parody. Read more