Prom

VIDEO: Teen asks Justin Bieber to prom…and it’s a dude

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A rising junior is looking forward to his junior prom in 2012. And he’s dreaming big. So, with a lot of notice, he’s asking Justin Bieber to come to prom with him. But it’s totally cool, because he’s asking him “as a bro”. Read more

VIDEO: If this kid Jason Pitts doesn’t get it in at prom, something is wrong with society

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How did you ask your girlfriend to prom? A stammering speech? Perhaps an awkward IM depending upon your age? Well you have nothing on this kid Jason Pitts who walked into his potential date’s 3rd period class at Santa Monica High School with a guitar (and back-up singers) to ask a young lass to prom. Read more

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In recent years, there have been a lot of stories about prom getting too skanky (see: bodily fluids on the floor during one school dance). Girls dressing too provocatively is a major part of that issue. One Dallas area school turned several girls away from prom due to “inappropriate dress” (pics can be seen here) ... Read more

School bans “dirty dancing” after cleaning bodily fluids off floor after prom

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Prom is an exciting time in life, serving as a cathartic close to one chapter of your life and opening another. How exciting and cathartic? One Philadelphia area high school has banned “dirty dancing” due to “inappropriate touching” leading to the janitors having to “[clean] bodily fluids off the floor.” Read more

This kid takes prom seriously

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High school is a great time in a man’s life, especially today when the girls are easy and still require about as much romantic effort as I require to pleasure myself (basically just kind of being there and not causing hemorrhaging). But this kid is ruining it for everyone with his unnecessary teenage romantic efforts. Read more

Fun ways to ruin a girl's prom

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Example number 1: Arresting her for her slutty dress. Marche Taylor’s prom night experience wasn’t what you would call “the norm.” That’s because instead of a night of dancing and hanging out with friends, the Madison High School senior ended up in a confrontation with school officials and escorted out in handcuffs. Officials said her ... Read more