Puppets

Tallgrass Brewing Co. gets cocky with ‘Velvet Rooster’

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Mascots in the beer world are a rarity. There are a few breweries that use animals. Dos Equis has the “Most Interesting Man in the World.” Three Floyd’s “Alpha King” shows up every so often, and who can forget Duffman? But that’s about the extent of it. Enter Tallgrass Brewing Co. Beer advertising typically falls ... Read more

VIDEO: This Angolan puppet has more dance moves than you

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As if I needed another reason to have puppet envy, this video from Angola’s Got Talent shows a puppet shaking his ass and gyrating like no one’s business. Impressive. Read more

VIDEO: Canadian anti-drug PSA has creepy puppets, lots of drugs

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As an American, I thought the Cartoon All-Stars preaching about not doing drugs was as good as it gets. But after snooping around on YouTube, I came across this early 90s Canadian PSA teaching about the horrors of drugs and it’s truly a delight. With puppets! Read more

VIDEO: Puppet High is the best thing you’ll see today

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Note to all of the marketing and PR people who expect us to post your stuff: The way to my heart is pretty straightforward. Put a puppet in a situation where humans belong and, bam, we’re in business. For proof, see the newest Funny or Die short about a world where humans were infected with ... Read more

Puppets have an important lesson for you about healthy eating

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Okay, this video is literally just a viral video for some food place in NYC that I’ve never been to and that isn’t paying me to play this. But man, if you’re going to do a viral video for your health food store, you’ve got to do it like this. Faux muppets, profanity…I can’t see ... Read more

Being a superhero is difficult

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Nobody ever said that continuing on the career path of a superhero would be easy. What with the sewing of costumes and having to run a lot. But I’m pretty sure you’d find it difficult it to know what you were getting into if you were in a situation like The Flash. Read more

Black Devil Doll is the definitive film of the black puppet movement

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I’ve known a few black puppets in my day and this is so what they’re like (Li’l Penny excluded…he was a great family man and one of the finest human beings I’ve known). Meet the Black Devil Doll…he’s militant, surly, perpetually horny, and he also really seems to enjoy killing white women. It’s a horror, ... Read more

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I pretty much tune out all advertising because I’ll be damned if the Scrubbin’ Bubbles guy date rapes me again, but one piece of advertising that’s caught my eye is the Kobe Bryant and LeBron James puppets for Nike. So someone took one of their commercials and made a very funny parody. I don’t know ... Read more

Kermit and Cookie Monster do shit

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Much like you, I’m having a hard time segueing back into the work week and am having difficulties finding anything I want to write about. So this video of Kermit the Frog and Cookie Monster looking at a mystery box entertained me enough to give it my ever-important rub. That was a pretty adorable little ... Read more

Jesus loves racist puppets

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I love racism, puppets, and mindless Christianity. What’s that you say, a video just for me? Why thank you! Man that’s awesome to see all sorts of puppets getting together and overcoming their differences. So what if I’m a puppet with a headdress and you’re allegedly a black puppet though you look kind of grayish ... Read more

Kermit goes to the doctor

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Via Carcino.gen.nz comes this look at Kermit’s health. Read more