Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
A British woman was sentenced to jail yesterday after going a little loopy upon finding out her ex-boyfriend was now seeing someone else. She did not handle the situation gracefully. How not gracefully? She stabbed him in the dong and falsely accused him of sexual assault to cover it up.
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke gave a commencement speech to the outgoing kids at the University of South Carolina over the weekend and his speech was an uplifting one. The gist? You're going to be poor but consider yourselves lucky because it'll make you a much better person. Gee, thanks for
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Quote of the Day
An Illinois woman was found guilty of reckless homicide for killing a motorcyclist by driving distractedly. The reason she was distracted? She was painting her fingernails. The court and prosecution did not take too kindly to her antics, at all.
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Quote of the Day
I don’t know for sure that you can say handwriting analysis is a sham (it is), but this take on Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad’s signature, indicating that it’s “obvious” he’d be a terrorist, just seems patently absurd.
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Quote of the Day
If you were a cop, you might find it somewhat difficult to avoid abusing your power. It's human nature to indulge in bad things, as evidenced through studies like the Stanford Prison Experiment. So while there's no doubt this 60 year-old Swedish policeman who
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Quote of the Day
This quote isn’t so great but the story is just good enough, yet not good enough for a full post. So you can see my dilemma. Anywho, a passenger on a Montana to Utah flight banged on the cockpit door of his airplane and claimed he was a….
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Quote of the Day
Underaged drinking is a somewhat serious problem in America with kids imbibing at younger and younger ages. Example: This 2 year-old taking his first sip of a White Russian, thinking it was milk. But, of course, his parents are blaming the restaurant rather than their own lack of oversight. Makes
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Quote of the Day
Sexual harassment is never okay. Okay? Never. BUT SOMETIMES it's kind of funny. Like this accused case of sexual harassment in a restaurant in Bronx's City Island that is so over the top and the quotes are so hilarious that, well, I defy you to not get joy out of this.
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Quote of the Day
Apparently, sex with foreign tourists is a big boon for Indonesian men who trade their bodies for financial gain. But a recent crackdown on a Bali beach led to the arrest of 28 people..as well as this awesome quote.
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Quote of the Day
Australian sperm donations reached an all-time low so the country decided to import sperm from the US. Makes sense (USA USA USA). But within this article lies the greatest pun taken out of context in the history of Quote of the Day.
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Quote of the Day
People have different methods of teaching with the goal being to immerse students in the subject matter. Here's one that won't work: Following hte lead of British teacher Peter Harvey and bashing your student in the head with a dumbbell during science class while shouting, "Die, die, die." Hard to