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Children's birthdays are typically sunny affairs designed just to provide a nice memory for a child. But maybe birthdays aren't the right call for every family as one Ohio gathering of 150 people for a three-year-old's birthday ended in a 75-person brawl.
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In recent years, there have been a lot of stories about prom getting too skanky (see: bodily fluids on the floor during one school dance). Girls dressing too provocatively is a major
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A big story today is the revelation that a Bronx grade-school art teacher named Melissa Petro (story, with pics of Ms Petro, can be seen here) revealed a former life as a sex worker in a column for
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A Michigan man named Howard Veal has fathered 23 children with 14 different women. He finally got his day in court and, well, the judge pretty much eviscerated him and sent him to jail.
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Animals are good for more than just being a pet. They can sniff bombs, find dead bodies and, apparently, tip drug dealers off when police are coming, like this Colombian parrot.
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A Central Pennsylvania man wanted to protest a tax hike for local sewers when he came up with the idea to use a sign to voice his discontent. After placing a sign reading "$10,000 TO TAKE A CRAP," the man was told that he had to remove the word crap due to it being indecent. And now there's
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It’s never a good thing when a naked man is found hanging out in a pool with your 11-year-old son. But the description of how the man was hanging out is pretty priceless.
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I admit that maybe I’m not completely in touch with the plight of the average married couple. But a trend piece in a local paper says that more and more married couples are now sleeping in separate beds. Kind of weird, no?
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A suicidal woman took a bottle of pills and then acted out something she had apparently wanted to do for a while, beating down her mother-in-law. She survived her suicide attempt but her bragging about beating down her mother-in-law afterward was priceless.
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It takes a special brand of creep to flash a woman his junk while she’s with her child. It takes an even more special brand of creep to then follow the mother and child into a grocery store to ask what she thinks about the size of his dong.
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Marketing is a difficult thing since consumers are so hard to reach in a meaningful way. But "edgy" breath mint company Smint (as edgy as peppermint can be , I suppose), is launching a campaign in Europe where purchasing its product will get you a whole lot of sex toys.