Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Whether you’re for or against the US’s presence in various wars, I think there are few people who take that out on the troops who sacrifice time and their lives for their country. Unless you work at this Brooklyn McDonald’s, where employees beat down a disabled Iraqi war veteran
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
When you’re robbing a donut shop, it’s important to be creative to make sure that no one catches you. I don’t know why that’d be true, but I like the way these criminals think: They robbed an Indiana Dunkin Donuts and made the workers there take off their pants.
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Math can be difficult for children to understand, that’s why teachers often attempt to tie in relatable concepts like “Billy has 7 apples and he lights 2 apples on fire for some reason. How many apples would Billy have if he weren’t retarded?” But how else can kids relate
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Quote of the Day
An Indian woman is divorcing her husband for one of the dumbest reasons ever. Of all the misogynist things that go on in India (some women aren’t allowed to wear jeans. JEANS!), this is one woman’s breaking point? The reason behind the divorce is your Quote of
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Quote of the Day
The recession continues to permeate through our lives, especially in media coverage. So how about the opinions of the oh-so-important people in the slacker generation, Generation X? Shocker: They’re extremely whiny.
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Quote of the Day
People act like President Obama is the coolest guy to ever hold a higher office and, I must confess, he is both funky and fresh. But is he anywhere near as cool as Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin going on a hip-hop TV show in Russia? DOUBTFUL.
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Quote of the Day
Imagine you own a million dollar sports car and you end up driving it into a salt marsh (apparently that’s a thing). You’d be a little annoyed, probably. Likely very annoyed. Well, the tow truck guy who got the car out perhaps undersold that annoyance just a bit.
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Quote of the Day
You know McDonald’s Monopoly game which invariably gets you searching on eBay for a Park Place piece for an hour hoping that you’ll somehow win the mythical $1 million prize. Someone finally won it. Spoiler alert: She looks like Shrek.
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Quote of the Day
Regardless of what the LIBERAL MEDIA wants, it’s your right as an American to buy and use a legal handgun without the man oppressing you…apparently, even if you’re a quadriplegic.
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Quote of the Day
Some Swedish guy thought it’d be funny to submit himself on an auction site to inseminate a lesbian couple. And it was, I guess. But the auction site was none too pleased. After reading his quotes, perhaps you’ll see why.
Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
Rihanna’s ABC News interview didn’t put lady-punching Chris Brown in a positive light. Fortunately, there are people brave enough to defend poor Chris Brown from these onslaughts. If you’re a fan of blaming the abused woman for domestic violence, you’ll love today’s QOTD!