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Looking like a victim who's easy to sympathize with can be difficult. For example, check out the response of the father of David Williams, a young man accused of plotting to bomb synagogues and shoot down military airplanes. He could have used just a wee bit more finesse. Terror suspect

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Now that Robert Downey Jr. has cleaned up his act a bit, someone has to pick up the slack of stumbling into homes and falling asleep on people's beds. Fortunately, we have koalas who can fill in admirably. Three tourists received an amusing surprise when they discovered a koala bear

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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

I think it's safe to say that the police officer in this quote gave the understatement of the century here regarding a mom who raised her children to commit armed robberies. A 51-year-old woman guilted her young sons and their friends into helping her pay bills by committing at least 20

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I've been following the story of Natalie Dylan, the college girl selling her virginity online, for about a year now. And this bitch still can't get someone to pay the ludicrous amount of money she's looking for to split her goods open. The latest setback came in the form of a married man who bid $3.8

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Many cops got into the business of, um, coppery for the thrill of the action. So you could imagine their disappointment when the job isn't as exciting as TV made it out to be. From Friday though Thursday, 10 people were murdered. Most are unsolved. Most didn't have any particular rhyme or

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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Literal humor always amuses me, but this might be a bit inappropriate. Take a look at one person's response to someone saying "bite me." Spoiler alert: Bitings occurred. An instructor at the Connecticut Police Academy has been charged with disorderly conduct after he allegedly responded

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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Mike Tyson's 7 year-old daughter unfortunately passed away when she got tangled in a cord on the family's treadmill. Really sad. But the quote from one of Tyson's neighbors is a bit, um, odd. Dinka Radic, who lives across the street, described Exodus as smart and sweet. "The little girl,

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The unfortunate street name of Butt Hole Road in the UK is finally getting a change. Sodomy Drive remains unaffected by the change. In the end, the constant jokes were just too much to take for the long-suffering residents of Butt Hole Road. Groups of youths used to visit the street and

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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

A 20-something hot blond chick married an 84 year-old billionaire and, stunner, she didn't enjoy it. Check out some of her quotes and the even more ridiculous conclusion. I think, after reading this last paragraph, you'll probably want him to die. She was born in '84, and he was 84 -- in

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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

A prostitute was arrested in Florida for pleasuring gentlemen in exchange for money (as prostitutes are wont to do). Her justification for why what she did was legal is fairly interesting because, apparently, I'm owed several thousand dollars by anyone I've ever hung out with. A suspected

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Quote of the Day

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Political-types often forget the whores when planning for events, but not in Vancouver, where they're offering them media training before the 2010 Olympics. The best part is the last quote...definitely a zoo I'd like to attend. Vancouver sex trade workers need to know their rights when