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Celebrity dirt: 50 Cent launches a comedy site and more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 16:00:20 +0000

50 Cent launches comedy site
“The site’s proper launch will take place on Thursday (April 28), and will feature the debut of 50′s comedy show — dubbed This Is 50 Comedy Show.”

Lady Gaga to donate $1 million for homeless youth
“Fans can go to Gaga’s Facebook page to weigh in on which organization … will be gifted the sum.”

Lily Allen ‘outraged’ over Royal Wedding snub
“…why does bloody Joss Stone get an invite and not moi?”

Lindsay Lohan wants an Oscar before she’s 30
“I want the public knowledge to be about my work, not about the things that I didn’t get into this business for…”

Arnold Schwarzenegger returning as Terminator
“This is the first real activity on the Terminator project since February 2010, when the property emerged from a bankruptcy auction…”

Kirstie Alley returning to scripted TV
“They’re doing it for TV Land and I like those guys. They are really bringing comedy back.”

Levi Johnston writing Palin family tell-all
“His story will be revealed in Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs.”

Kate Hudson is engaged to Matt Bellamy
“I haven’t really announced it, I was waiting for someone to notice.”

Angelina Jolie to be the new face of Louis Vuitton
“This is her second major luxury endorsement (the first, for St. John, ended last year)…”

Gwyneth Paltrow is the new face of Coach
“I’ll never forget getting my first Coach bag.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Rachel Bilson in a new Magnum Ice Cream ad by Karl Lagerfeld.

Rachel Bilson bikini pictures are rather enjoyable

Douglas Charles — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 17:00:00 +0000

I hope she used the proper sunscreen...

I can’t figure these Rachel Bilson bikini pictures out. She vanishes for months at a time making me forget she exists, then she does things like venture out on the beach in a bikini making me wonder why she isn’t getting more work. Is she taunting us with these pics because she wants to finally get some steady work or does she truly not care anymore and is merely just out having some fun? All these fake celebs with their fake bikini ‘candids’ have warped my perspective. I mean, she’s in Barbados on vacation, but a vacation from what exactly? Okay, I’m done thinking about it. Phew… hey, look, bikini pictures!

New Rachel Bilson pictures prove she still exists, still cute

Douglas Charles — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:00:59 +0000

Why so nervous?

For some reason certain people seem to be really infatuated with Rachel Bilson despite the fact that I can’t think of a single thing she’s done in the past several years. Oh yeah, that’s because she’s good-looking. Never mind. Anyway, here’s Rachel looking like her usual cute self in the latest issue of Australia’s Madison magazine. I guess she’s somehow still relevant down there. They also have a video that’s not too shabby you might want to watch. You know, if you printed out all of these black and white pics I think you could make a sexy little flip book (not that I tried that or anything).

Celebrity dirt: Brooklyn Decker chops her hair, Lohan going to trial, and more gossip

Douglas Charles — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 16:00:27 +0000

Brooklyn Decker cut 10 inches of her hair off
“‘I love!!’ the model-turned-actress Tweeted, thanking stylist Ted Gibson and colorist Jason Backe for the new look.”

Lindsay Lohan is not taking the plea deal on her theft charge
“If convicted, Lohan faces a maximum of three years in prison. She also faces the possibility of jail time if a judge decides she violated her probation in a DUI case.”

Paz de la Huerta fell down, got in a fight, then was arrested
“After taking in the unexpected pratfall – which, our source adds, resulted in one of de la Huerta’s breasts ‘hanging out of her dress’ – an amused Swetra yelled out ‘triple axel!’”

Russell Brand not having as much sex now that he’s married
“I can’t believe I used to have sex 20 times a week, especially now I’m married. But now I’m a bloody good gardener.”

Rapper Ja Rule pleads guilty to tax evasion, owes $1.1M
“In December, Atkins was sentenced to two years in prison after pleading guilty to a weapons possession charge stemming from a 2007 incident in which he was pulled over by police who discovered a semi-automatic handgun hidden in his luxury car.”

Reports of Charlie Sheen returning to Two and a Half Men are false
“There is ‘no chance’ of Charlie Sheen coming back to Two and a Half Men – this according to sources connected to the production of the show.”

Chris Brown apologizes for GMA outburst
“…I’m disappointed in the way I acted … Yes, I got very emotional. And I apologize for acting like that.”

Despite contrary reports, Rachel Bilson is still dating Hayden Christensen
“Rachel’s rep has confirmed the two are still very much together.”

Michael Lohan released from hospital, will press charges against ex
“Lohan was released from the hospital Tuesday after being arrested on domestic violence charges and plans to file charges of his own against ex-girlfriend Kate Major.”

Howard Stern’s company suing SiriusXM Radio
“Howard Stern’s production company and manager are suing SiriusXM Radio … claiming Howard was bilked out of stock awards SiriusXM promised him.”

A single Rachel Bilson is a sexy Rachel Bilson

Douglas Charles — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 11:00:40 +0000

Ever since Rachel Bilson dumped that guy who was killing her career by making her apathetic about using the tools that God gave her she’s been simply on fire. Here she is at Paris Fashion Week at something called the Roberto Cavalli 40th Aniversary Party. Honestly, after all those years of slumming it I didn’t think she had this kind of sex appeal still in her. I love it when we get a babe back.

VIDEO: Rachel Bilson is a lesbian (on TV)

Douglas Charles — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 13:00:39 +0000

Since I don’t watch How I Met Your Mother and since I have grown accustomed to Rachel Bilson looking like a sidewalk sleeper when I see her, I totally missed the fact that she was on How I Met Your Mother the other day and the fact that she made out with another chick as a part of her appearance. This new, independent, not dating the douchebag Rachel Bilson is quite alright.

Rachel Bilson looking sexy in a tight, little top

Douglas Charles — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:16:07 +0000

Rachel Bilson becoming single has to be one of the watershed moments of 2010. For years now we’ve been missing her sexy little body, always covered up and looking boring, but now, NOW, we get bikini pics and these shots of her working a body-hugging little top as she was out doing whatever it is she does. I knew she still had it in her. I’m just glad she figured it out before things went south on her.

Rachel Bilson went on vacation, in a bikini

Douglas Charles — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:40:56 +0000

I knew it! I knew as soon as Rachel Bilson finally got wise and dumped her dink boyfriend she’d bring sexy back. And bring it back she did as she hit the beaches of Hawaii in a bikini this weekend. Please let this be a trend and not an aberration, God. I don’t ask for much. Can I just have this one thing? Thank you. Drive through.

UPDATE: Even more Rachel Bilson bikini pictures right… over… here.

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: We got one back

Douglas Charles — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 15:00:42 +0000

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Rachel Bilson will now NOT be marrying Hayden Christensen. Score one for us.

>>> Bill O’Reilly called Jennifer Aniston “destructive to our society.” Apparently he has seen her movies.

>>> Miley Cyrus is thinking about getting breast implants. She is going to be so much fun in her twenties.

>>> Rihanna got a new neck tattoo. And it’s grammatically incorrect. I’m sure no one will notice though. It’s only on HER NECK.

>>> Hayden Panettiere also got another tattoo. Let’s hope she spelled hers right… this time.

>>> Apparently Jennifer Lopez is NOT going to be a new judge on American Idol, Kara DioGuardi has no idea if she’ll be back, and Mariah Carey wants to be a judge. The longer this goes on, the less I care.

>>> Speaking of American Idol, Fantasia tried to off herself. She did it by overdosing on a combination of aspirin and a sleep aid. Somehow she failed.

>>> Brooklyn Decker think she’s fat. Seriously.

>>> Mike Tyson says his Hangover cameo was for drug money. Mike Tyson does drugs? I don’t know who to believe in anymore.

>>> Paris Hilton is being sued for $35 million by Hairtech International after failing to fulfill her duties as their spokesperson. Why do I feel that the company should get nothing? I mean, they hired Paris Hilton. Hello?

>>> Mischa Barton got high on a boat. Photographers were there.

>>> Julia Roberts is a Hindu now. In case you were wondering.

>>> Remember Amy Fisher, the Long Island Lolita? Officially a porn star now. Hard to believe, I know.

>>> In this week’s Lindsay Lohan news, it seems that while in jail LiLo went to the medical clinic several times a day where she would watch a private TV and use the phone (allegedly). Celebrities: Not like us!

>>> In other Lindsay Lohan news, her mom… yeah, not helping.

>>> In other jailbird news, Charlie Sheen celebrated his NOT GOING TO JAIL, by partying at the Playboy Mansion. Celebrities: Even more not like us!

>>> In this week’s Mel Gibson news, his father thinks the Pope is a homosexual. Mel is really just a chip off the ole block I now see.

>>> And finally, it seems that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush had a drunken fight a while back. It was so intense that bodyguards had to tear them apart from each other. Gimme $50 on Kim if it happens again.

This week’s video relates to one of the greatest posts I have ever done, Melissa Satta’s photos for Maxim Italy. It’s backstage video of the shoot and I guarantee it will get your juices flowing. That may have been a poor choice of words. Enjoy!

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: SCRAM

Douglas Charles — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 15:00:29 +0000

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Let’s get right to the Lindsay Lohan news of the week: Lindsay plans to pose nude with her SCRAM bracelet as part of an ad campaign for her 6126 fashion line. The same SCRAM bracelet that apparently can be set off by spray tanning. Which, in turn, means LiLo’s going to look like George Hamilton in about three days.

>>> Speaking of genius actresses… Megan Fox got a tattoo in Mickey Rourke’s honor. Now who says she isn’t smart?

>>> Nicole Richie — also not smart. Remember the DUI she got in 2006 for driving the wrong way on the freeway while she was high? Her probation was just extended a year because she didn’t complete the terms.

>>> Tori Spelling thinks she’s been in contact with the ghost of Farrah Fawcett. I don’t make this stuff up, I just report it.

>>> And the genius parade doesn’t end there… Britney Spears is messing around with her medication because she wants to get pregnant. Yes… we need more like her in the world.

>>> Amanda Bynes says she is retired from acting. Let’s see if we notice.

>>> BREAKING NEWS: Richard Simmons is gay. I don’t know what to believe in anymore.

>>> Jason Bateman is better than you. At least employees at his local Apple store think he is.

>>> Justin Bieber’s mom might do Playboy. Apparently Playboy has officially run out of women that men want to see naked.

>>> Mel B, aka Scary Spice, says that she has sex with her husband five times a day, which is, of course, a complete and utter lie, am I right???

>>> Rachel Bilson is going to be in a video game. Hopefully she is dressed like this and not in her usual attire.

>>> Robert Pattinson thinks I am a nerd, which is fine because I think he is a no-talent actor who happened to get really lucky.

>>> Laker wives Vanessa Bryant and Khloe Kardashian are apparently not in love with one another. Go figure.

>>> Remember Andy Dick? Well, his life is going just swell these days. And by swell, I mean it’s time to grab him in your death pool.

>>> Adrianne Curry has a problem. And that problem is that she thinks every facet of her life must be displayed on Twitter, including her taking a shower.

>>> And finally, in the best news of the week, Lady Gaga finally paid a price for wearing all that stupid sh-t she wears. Idiot… But at least someone famous finally had the stones to say what we’re all thinking. Thankyouverymuch, Mr. Seinfeld.

The 20 sexiest videos shot by GQ magazine

Douglas Charles — Fri, 28 May 2010 11:57:48 +0000

Since the last compilation post I did on sexy videos, The 20 sexiest videos shot by Complex magazine, seemed to go over so well, I thought, “Hey, other great Web sites do sexy videos. I wonder what they have to offer?” Then I thought, “GQ does sexy videos, don’t they?” The answer: “Why yes they do!”

Now I don’t know what you guys like so much about these compilation pieces other than the fact that its a bunch of videos taken by excellent photographers of super sexy ladies in small amounts of clothing … never mind, I guess I DO know why you like these pieces. For the same reasons I do. Okay, enough talking, err, typing… let’s go to the videos!

20 Kristen Stewart

19 Anna Faris

18 Lynn Collins

17 January Jones

16 Rachel Bilson

15 Christina Aguilera

The Costume Institute Gala was a sexy affair [100 pics]

Douglas Charles — Tue, 04 May 2010 17:00:27 +0000

The Metropolitan Museum of Art held their annual Costume Institute Gala last night and I guess the event is some kind of big deal since just about every sexy celebrity in the world got all dressed up and attended the event. Those who made the trip to the Met included (in order below) Christina Hendricks, Rachel Bilson, Alessandra Ambrosio, Emma Watson, Bar Refaeli, Sienna Miller (with Jude Law?), Katy Perry, Kate Hudson, Kristen Bell, Blake Lively, Taylor Swift, Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Emmy Rossum, Kristen Stewart, Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Anne Hathaway, Claire Danes, Eva Longoria, Jennifer Lopez, Malin Akerman, Eva Mendes, Jessica Stam, and Jessica Szohr. Amazingly, this wasn’t even the complete list of babes in attendance. I think we have a new record for most sexy celebrity women at one event. Now how do I get tickets to next year’s shindig?

The Rachel Bilson Flaunt magazine photos you didn’t see

Douglas Charles — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 18:00:52 +0000

Actually, I don’t even remember the photos of Rachel Bilson that Flaunt magazine actually did release back in November of 2009, so they’re new to me too. But I digress… These photos of Rachel recently crossed my desk and I assume they’re from the same photo shoot. All I know is that it’s so rare to see her acting sexy anymore these days that I just thought I would share these photos with all of you since it seems she may have some fans around these parts. In all honesty I’m not even sure these are from the aforementioned photo shoot, or if they’re even new. I’m just guessing. And even if I am wrong, who cares? Do you?

Rachel Bilson returns to sexiness, finally

Douglas Charles — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:00:03 +0000

Rachel Bilson must have finally landed another job. That’s the only reason I can think of for these sexy photos for some magazine named ASOS. Which, by the way, is a women’s magazine. I still don’t get why so many sexy pictures of hot celebrity babes end up in magazines marketed to women, but I digress. It’s about time Rachel did something sexy. We haven’t seen her on TV hardly at all in the last two years and as for her being in movies, well, I guess Jumper counts. Whatever the reason, it’s nice to have her back.

30 years of sexy ladies: The women of 1981

Douglas Charles — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:00:43 +0000

1981… Iran releases the 52 Americans held for 444 days, ending the Iran hostage crisis. The Oakland Raiders defeat the Philadelphia Eagles 27–10 in Super Bowl XV. President Reagan is shot in the chest by John Hinckley, Jr. Major League Baseball goes on strike. And this amazing set of beautiful women were born… (Side note: This is arguably the best year for women being born ever.)

For the next several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1981 – - – - – - – -

Adriana Lima (Brazilian model) – – – – – – – – – Christina Milian (American singer)

Alessandra Ambrósio (Brazilian model) – – – – – – – – – Jessica Alba (American actress)

Anna Kournikova (Russian model) – – – – – – – – – Ivanka Trump (American model)

Rachel Bilson (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Sienna Miller (British actress)

Beyonce Knowles (American singer) – – – – – – – – – Natalie Portman (American actress)

Ana Hickmann (Brazilian model) – – – – – – – – – Summer Glau (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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EVENING DELIGHT WITH RACHEL BILSON

A. Isaac — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:02:00 +0000

Huge Rachel Bilson fan….So underrated

Links

Happy Birthday Rachel Bilson (Moondog Sports)
Ten Memorable movie pimps (Gunaxin)
The best one-punch knockouts of all-time (Epic Carnival)
13 great things about having a small penis (Asylum)
Who is hotter, MMA edition (Tasty Booze)
The 10 Most Annoying Stadium Quirks (Bleacher Report)
Obama runs an interrogation party pretty well (Atom)
Heidi Montag bikini pics (IDLYITW)
The 10 Greatest racks in comic books (CraveOnline)
Brilliant test answers (CollegeHumor)

on205th.com’s Sexiest Female on the Planet: 2009 (Group 4)

Douglas Charles — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn’t have been more pleased with your taste. Let’s try not to blow it this year, okay?

Here’s how it’s going down. I’ve tweaked things a bit this year. Last year we had 64 babes going head-to-head til we got down to the finals. This year we’ll have 100 babes in 10 groups of 10 with the final 10 being divided into two groups of five, then the winners of those two groups will go boob-to-boob to determine our champeen for 2009.

Here are your 10 groups of 10, with voting for Group 4 now in progress…

Group 4
Alessandra Ambrosio

Online Surveys & Market Research

Group 1
Christina Aguilera
Amanda Bynes
Abigail Clancy
Rosario Dawson
Megan Fox
Kate Hudson
Beyonce Knowles
Ali Larter
Kristanna Loken
Olivia Wilde

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 1.

Group 2
Jessica Alba
Camilla Belle
Monica Bellucci
Brooke Burke
Izabel Goulart
Stacy Keibler
Eva Mendes
Alyssa Milano
Emily Scott
Paz Vega

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 2.

Group 3
Ana Beatriz Barros
Kate Beckinsale
Halle Berry
Kim Cloutier
Minka Kelly
Miranda Kerr
Rachelle Leah
Sophie Monk
Nina Moric
Rihanna

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 3.

Group 5
Diora Baird
Kelly Brook
Charisma Carpenter
Penelope Cruz
Anne Hathaway
Scarlett Johannson
Adriana Lima
Grace Park
Lucy Pinder
Kelly Ripa

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 5.

Group 6
Jennifer Aniston
Devon Aoki
Carolina Ardohain
Heidi Klum
Denise Milani
Kelly Monaco
Adrianne Palicki
Jessica Simpson
Cheryl Tweedy
Carrie Underwood

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 6.

Group 7
Gemma Atkinson
Laetitia Casta
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Doutzen Kroes
Olga Kurylenko
Maria Menounos
Petra Nemcova
Dania Ramirez
Bar Refaeli

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 7.

Group 8
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel
Emily Blunt
Monica Cruz
Jessica Gomes
Amber Heard
Danielle Lloyd
Nicole Scherzinger
Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 8.

Group 9
Sammy Braddy
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Carmen Electra
Keeley Hazell
Julianne Hough
Eva Longoria
Joanna Krupa
Natalie Portman
Nadine Velazquez
Estella Warren

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 9.

Group 10
Gisele Bundchen
Kelly Carlson
Giada De Laurentis
Carla Gugino
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Blake Lively
Katie Price
Roselyn Sanchez
Yvonne Strahovski

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 10.

And like I said previously, if I left out your personal favorite, tough noogies… if she ain’t in my top 100, she ain’t gonna be voted the sexiest on the planet. Or you could go check over at AskMen.com where they are one of the few other sites whose readers have nearly as good taste as the readers here have.

AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH RACHEL BILSON

A. Isaac — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:25:00 +0000

The 25 Sexiest Photoshoots of 2008 (Coed Mag)

Megan Fox rings in the New Year (cityrag)

The human slingshot video (Double Viking)

Nitro from American Gladiators grows man boobs (With Leather)

North Carolina loses to BC at home (Deadspin)

Big Breast All-Stars 2009 Calendar (MoonDog Sports)

The BG Dozen – Top Twelve Posts from 08 (The Bachelor Guy)

Rachel Bilson makes voting look appealing

Chris Spags — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 15:34:28 +0000

From the scenic voting stations of Los Feliz, California…

There’s Rachel Bilson looking all adorable alongside Hayden Christensen looking all hungry for strange men. It’s so cute when women go to vote with the guy they’re bearding for…really makes it seem like he doesn’t just see her vagina and go “Ewwwwww grosssssss put that away!!!!”

I bet he just stood over her shoulder whispering “Vote no on Prop 8 vote no on Prop 8.” Then Rachel Bilson asked him why he cared so much and he was like, “Oh, no reason.” Then he looked away and whistled. He’s a sly one.

Rachel Bilson sucks at Halloween

Chris Spags — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:45:35 +0000

Yes, it’s Halloween, the one time of year where women can go around and flash their vaginas without consequence. So what did the lovely Rachel Bilson give us? This.

This might be one of the least sexy costumes I’ve seen in a while coming from a hot female actress. It’s not even historically accurate; if you want to be a hippie chick or whatever, maybe you shouldn’t be wearing some “trendy” Mom jeans. You should probably be covered in mud, strange cum, and used LSD tabs.

You really let me down, Bilson. I’ve been more turned on at tutorials on effective embalming than I am while looking at these photos. Which may or not be a result of my rampant necrophilia, but still, suspend disbelief.

[more photos here]