Racial humor

"Ghetto baskets" are a classy gift

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I’m often trying to think of a gift that both provides the recipient with worthless things and makes me appear racist. Thank the Heavens for helping Ghetto Baskets to find its way into my inbox. Read more

Basketball is deadly

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I used to love basketball but due to now being older and not having melanin, I no longer can play the game with the same amount of zeal. And here’s another reason why that’s a good idea…rims with murderous intent. It’s like that old “Grant Hill drinks Sprite!” Sprite commercial where the guy tries to ... Read more

Oh Hulu, you and your racism

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The show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here is, well I don’t know if it’s doing well but it’s certainly existing. Nonetheless, Hulu is pushing it on its homepage. But Hulu may want to be careful with the images it selects juxtaposed with the shortened descriptions. Read more

Negus is wildin'

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Our friends at The Smoking Section (a fantastic site if you like hip hop or things that terrify white people) unearthed this clip from an old Scripps Spelling Bee of a young white boy terrified of spelling the word “negus.” You need to watch it to appreciate it. I can really relate to this kid. ... Read more

Guido Beach

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In this video we take a look a documentary-esque look at the elusive “Guido” and, well, it’s a pretty embarrassing time to be an American with Italian ancestry. So who’s the one to blame for this? At what point did the representation of Italian people go from a pizza man with a monkey with an ... Read more

Oh you racist Nikon camera, you

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I don’t own a camera, too many concerns over my soul being stolen. But apparently this Nikon, with a feature that detects if someone blinked so that you can reshoot the photo, apparently doesn’t quite get the existence of Asian people. Read more

Time for some racism!

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Apparently this video by an artist with classical influences named “Ms. Peachez” came out in 2006. I hadn’t heard of it until recently when the heroes known as Opie and Anthony brought it to my attention so it’s new to me, that counts for something. It’s a song titled “Fry That Chicken.” You see the ... Read more

President Obama is a misogynist

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Or he’s dug too many open graves in his life. Either way this photo of him, Michelle Obama, and some tree-planting volunteers is pretty funny. Read more

This might be the funniest pic I've seen

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I’m not huge on posting macro-image photos, but this one is entirely too funny. I have no clue on the pretext (I think it’s something with Natalee Holloway’s disappearance) but, seriously, laugh aloud with me. Read more

Jesus loves racist puppets

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I love racism, puppets, and mindless Christianity. What’s that you say, a video just for me? Why thank you! Man that’s awesome to see all sorts of puppets getting together and overcoming their differences. So what if I’m a puppet with a headdress and you’re allegedly a black puppet though you look kind of grayish ... Read more

Stephen Colbert and RNC head Michael Steele's rap off

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I accidentally kept spelling the headline for this as “Rape Off,” which would have also been awesome but slightly more awkward to watch. The set-up is that Stephen Colbert challenged Michael Steele to a freestyle rap-off, Steele agreed and then…nothing. I expect more street cred from my Republican National Committee chairs. I think it’s a ... Read more