One of my favorite comedians Louis CK has a bit about how being white is awesome because you could hop in a time machine and go to any time while black people don’t have that luxury. Here’s further proof as to why, from a 1910 issue of ]]>

One of my favorite comedians Louis CK has a bit about how being white is awesome because you could hop in a time machine and go to any time while black people don’t have that luxury. Here’s further proof as to why, from a 1910 issue of the NY Times.

Man that’s a crapty way for anybody to go. For both the black guy and the dog, that’s practically a Final Destination-type ending to your life. You could only imagine that dog was like, “Whew, I’ve escaped death. Hope a Negro doesn’t fall on me (*note: he’s a 1910 dog so please excuse his racism)” and then POW! Falling Negro. Life sure is funny, eh pooch?

We’ve come along way though if you think about it. Just 100 years ago, black guys were the second item in a headline about a tragedy behind a FING COW and now black people are an important part of our society, even being the leader of the free world. So I guess what I’m saying is HOW YOU LIKE THAT SHIT COW? HUH? NOT SO BIG AND BAD NOW, ARE YOU?

There’s awesome, there’s really awesome, and then there’s drunk driver plowing into a bike race in Mexico awesome.

A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.

Police investigator Jose Alfredo ]]>

There’s awesome, there’s really awesome, and then there’s drunk driver plowing into a bike race in Mexico awesome.

A car has plowed into a bike race along a highway near the US-Mexico border, killing one and injuring 10 others.

Police investigator Jose Alfredo Rodriguez says the 28-year-old driver was apparently drunk and fell asleep when he crashed into the race.

A photograph taken by a city official shows bicyclists and equipment being hurled high in to the air by the collision.

Rodriguez says Juan Campos was charged with killing Alejandro Alvarez, 37, of Monterrey.

You hate to see a bunch of people get injured as a result of one person’s failures at life. Even if they are Mexicans. And I know we all think that Mexicans are barely people, but come on, let’s put that aside for a minute. Wait, we don’t all think that? Oh. I thought there was a bill passed to that effect. It must have been in my dreams. Sigh.

You know what they should do? Hire some Mexicans to clean up that mess. They must be pretty plentiful for hire in Mexico. Work on that, Johnson.