Rap

VIDEO: A complete failure of smoking blunts by pot-loving “rapper”

Rap

VIDEO: A complete failure of smoking blunts by pot-loving “rapper”

I put the word "rapper" in quotes in the headline because there have been better flows captured on the latest "Kidz Bop" album, but this video of an aspiring hip hopper rapping about pot, taking a hit, then collapsing like tranq-ed bear is worth a watch. Around 0:45 is the money shot.

VIDEO: Man pees on himself during freestyle rap battle

Rap

VIDEO: Man pees on himself during freestyle rap battle

Maintaining street cred and one-upping your fellow rapper is crucial when you’re taking part in a freestyle rap battle. So what could be more intimidating than peeing your pants after dropping your verse? Nothing, obviously.

VIDEO: Meet 50 Tyson, your new favorite (awful) rapper

Rap

VIDEO: Meet 50 Tyson, your new favorite (awful) rapper

I can't say I'm much of a rap connoisseur these days, but I do know that when attempting to rap, you should attempt to rhyme words and perhaps maintain some sort of rhythm to your speech. Saying the word "Remixxxxx" does not a hip hop song make. But don't tell that to the young man in this video, 50

I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

Rap

I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

I'm not sure if it's me, but music generally seems extraordinarily terrible lately. Fortunately, your song of the, uh, last week of the summer has arrived in the form of Das Racist's "Combination," a simple song about two guys just trying to meet up at a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell that has not