Rape

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

quotation-marks2

A Calvin Klein ad is being accused of promoting gang rape by an Australian group (image here). The reasoning is as terrible as you may imagine. Personally, I like to be coerced into my vicious crimes from Hugo Boss, but to each their own. Read more

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , , , ,

quotation-marks

Director/sex offender Roman Polanski is a real creep…we all know this from the accusations of him having sex with an underaged girl and his subsequent fleeing of the country. But new allegations of Polanski’s rapiness of another woman named Edith Vogelhut leaked to Radar Online today and, well, the quotes are, well, terrible (and somewhat ... Read more

NFL legend Lawrence Taylor arrested for rape in New York

Posted by Douglas Charles under , , , ,

lawrence_taylor

Former New York Giants Linebacker and Hall of Famer Lawrence Taylor has been arrested on a charge of rape in a suburb of New York City. Taylor was was taken into custody by Ramapo police at the Holiday Inn off Airmont Road. Read more

This bus sign probably shouldn’t be necessary

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

There are a lot of fairly obvious signs out there since a significant portion of society is borderline retarded. But this sign found on a bus seems a bit common sense. Some things should be able to be left unspoken. Read more

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , , , ,

This is an absolutely awful story but still, you need to read it purely for the “holy sh–” factor. Some drunks in New Guinea are raping women at an alarming rate. But the attacks are even more bizarre due to the fact that the women being attacked are all HIV/AIDS sufferers. A special place completely ... Read more

It's all fun and games til the strap-on goes in

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , , , ,

Perhaps the best headline in the history of headlines? Yes. Some stripper raped a dude. Shocker, he didn’t like it. Read more

The legal system works!

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

When a woman finds herself a victim of a sexual assault, she should expect to be treated with care or respect. Unless you’re from Kansas, in which case they show the photos of your sexual assault to anyone with a set of eyes. Read more

Old man sexually assaulted by female gang

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

Other than getting shoved off his bike, it seems like this Swedish dude had the best day ever, getting stripped and “molested sexually” by a group of young tattooed women. Read more

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , ,

A woman in the UK was the victim of an attempted sexual assault. Fortunately, she got away with the help of her trusty rape stick. “I heard footsteps behind me and I just knew it wasn’t a walker as they sounded like heavy work shoes,” she recalled, “I have no idea where he came from ... Read more

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , ,

So this is a little (a lot) sad, but the quote was pretty amusing, so it’s my journalistic duty to bring it to you. A woman raking her yard this morning was attacked by a man who tried to rape her, prompting her to yell at him that she was an octogenarian, police said. “I’m ... Read more

Bananas are jerks

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

I’m a big fan of absurdist situations. Like when a woman accused me of fathering her child and I went, “BWA HA I’M THE MAGIC MAN” and threw sulfuric acid at her. It didn’t come off as whimsical as it was in my head. Anyway here’s a guy in a huge banana costume scaring people. ... Read more