“Streaking through a large crowd has always been a secret fantasy of mine. Disneyland would be fun. Or maybe just showing up at the Apple Store naked and picking up an iPod shuffle and pretending nothing was wrong or different.”

Pretty amazing coming from a woman who confesses that she pretty much sticks to nerdy activities like crossword puzzles, reading, playing piano, and games with her friends. It’s always the quiet ones, isn’t it?

Rashida also isn’t a huge fan of marriage, scoring her even more points in men’s books the world over.

This whole marriage-monogamy thing, in some ways, hasn’t worked for everybody. Statistically it’s pretty clear, since half of couples stay married. And then, of the people who are married, at least 25 percent have admitted to cheating. I think in the next 50 years relationships and intimate relationships will be redefined, because they have to be. I don’t know about polyamory and polygamy, but something’s going to shift. There are so many options now, so many outlets for people to meet and get together, so many distractions. I imagine we’ll get to a point where we can have meaningful relationships that are finite.

But that doesn’t mean she is averse to actually being naughty now and then, especially when Michael Jackson was involved.

Michael basically grew up with us, so I have a million memories of him. We were at each other’s house all the time. He was definitely a little bit of an alien, for sure, and when I was young, it felt as if he was my age, not 18 years older, but with just a little bit more pep. Later, we’d go out on the town together. He always wore those surgical masks. Once, my sister, Michael, ­Emmanuel Lewis and I got in a car with Super Soakers and went by a movie theater and supersoaked the hell out of people waiting in line. They had no idea they’d just been supersoaked by the King of Pop.

Ha. We used to do that, only we’d use BB guns and the movie theater was replaced by bus benches with homeless people sleeping on them, and there was no, you know, cultural icon in the car with us, so yeah, basically the same thing. Moving on…

20Q Rashida Jones [Playboy]

Rashida's just hangin' out... in her underwear...

Rashida Jones is a name that rarely comes up when discussing the sexiest women on TV, but thanks to this new lingerie-based photo shoot she did for the latest GQ I think that’s about to change. I am really enjoying this new trend of interviewing sexy women then taking pictures of them in their underwear. I wonder if there’s someone I can talk to about this to make this the standard from now on.

Okay, one more Academy Awards post then I am done. I just couldn’t leave out this Vanity Fair Oscar Party, what with babes like Katy Perry, Vanessa Hudgens, Natalie Portman, and Bar Refaeli in attendance. Also at one of the largest gatherings of hot women the world has ever know were (in order below after Katy, Vanessa, Natalie, and Bar): Jessica Simpson, Salma Hayek, Dianna Agron, Hilary Swank (sporting some righteous cleavage), Kate Beckinsale, and Rashida Jones (Dayum!).

I think Jimmy Choo makes shoes or something and if that’s true then it’s no wonder that a whole big pile of hot celebrity booty was on hand for some event he held the other day called the Jimmy Choo for H&M Collection Exclusive Launch… whatever… .All I know is that Hayden Panettiere was excited enough about this event to slip into some skin-tight leather pants which immediately makes me want to go buy a bunch of Jimmy Choo’s stuff, string it up around my house and wait for the babes to appear. Oh yeah, Olivia Wilde, Paris Hilton, Kate Walsh, Whitney Port, Rashida Jones, Maggie Grace, Stacey Dash, Cat Deeley, Lisa Rinna, and Sasha Alexander were also in attendance (in order below).

I also like freckles in moderation. Not because they’re cute or anything, I just like having somewhere to aim my love juices. You can play “connect the dots” while playing “degrade the gingerish whore.” Two..two…two games in one!