Rednecks

This Obama hater is well-spoken

President Obama stirs strong feelings out of certain segments of society. For example, this intelligent fellow, who doesn’t want Obama to “take his dip.” NSFW language unless you work for David Duke. Read more

Rednecks should not get electricity

Some rednecks played with a cattle prod. The guy on the receiving end took it not once, but TWICE. The stupidity in the world is mind-boggling. For a frame of reference, an electric chair offers alternating currents of 2,000 volts. Most cattle prods have somewhere from 2,000 to 9,000 volts. After doing some quick mental ... Read more

Bulletproof vest proves to be not bulletproof

This video is really a testament to American stupidity and ingenuity. Some kids think it’d be smart to shoot a friend with a gun while he wears a bulletproof vest. Apparently it didn’t work quite as well as he’d hope. Granted, you can’t be too pleased with yourself after thinking this was a good idea, ... Read more

Ladies, this man is single

Via HolyTaco comes this maybe/probably fake video from some guy to his ex. And it’s funny if it’s real. Less funny if not. Whatever, look moving pictures with sound! If some girl had broken up with me and I wanted her back (which would never happen because A) I’m too awesome to leave behind and ... Read more

Aliens from other planets scouting Obama?

Ummm, what was that thing in the sky over Obama’s inauguration last week? Luckily we have America’s best and brightest on the case! Maybe the aliens were just in the market for a Obama Run-DC shirt or an Obama Chia Pet? What? It’s possible… Read more

Greatest marksmen with a slingshot in the world?

Imagine the money he saves in bullets when out hunting down his family’s dinner each day. Read more

The ultimate redneck amusement park

So this is how people in the middle of the country entertain themselves? DAMN STRAIGHT… Read more

Redneck Mansion

This is all kinds of awesome. TAKE A LOOK… Read more