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13 things to learn from fictional boyfriends women love

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13 things to learn from fictional boyfriends women love

Valentine’s Day is a great time to ask that girl you’ve been interested in (stalking on Facebook) out on a date. But before you do, it’s always a good idea to get some last minute advice. If you’ve asked your friends before, you know they won’t be of much use (‘dude, just let her touch your penis’ isn’t very helpful), so where do you turn? Watch a chick flick.

7 ways to get a girl to dump you

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7 ways to get a girl to dump you

Whether your method is to get her to throw your ass to the curb or not, here are a few ways to get that new woman in your life to question her compatibility with you.

7 ways to survive a vacation with your significant other

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7 ways to survive a vacation with your significant other

To combat cabin fever, it’s only the most rational idea to make a getaway to any fun-sounding spot closer to the equator. If you’re scouring cites for tickets and thinking an intimate vacay with your girl (or guy) sounds more optimal than the annual spring break bro riot, take

7 things magazines teach women about men

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7 things magazines teach women about men

Women's magazines continue to be wonderful publications full of great tips, provocative articles, and made-up sex positions that could cripple the most flexible woman. Their articles about dealing with men, written by a seventh grade girl with raging hormones, dispense phenomenal advice for how to snag a man, satisfy him in bed, and make him fall in love with you. And by phenomenal I mean, what are they talking about?

The 7 biggest dealbreakers for a woman dating a guy

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The 7 biggest dealbreakers for a woman dating a guy

Bad grammar. Likes the White Sox. Doesn’t know what Northwestern is. Hasn’t heard of the Dead Kennedys. Every woman has her personal list of deal breakers for dateable dudes. The range, can be painstakingly specific (“more than 6 feet tall”), or sort of vague (“nice guy”). Hey, to each

7 ways to ruin your relationship without realizing you’re doing it

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7 ways to ruin your relationship without realizing you’re doing it

Relationships are a pretty difficult thing to wrap your head around. It’s almost too easy to scare a woman off sometimes. Fortunately, we’re here to help. Here are seven ways you can ruin your relationship without realizing you’re doing it.

9 common porn moves that you should avoid

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9 common porn moves that you should avoid

Guys who are inexperienced with women but familiar with adult films may have a horribly warped sense of sex as well as what women find pleasurable. Hopefully this is not the case with most guys, but one can assume that a certain percentage of men retain the misguided teachings

7 ways to pretend like you care

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7 ways to pretend like you care

Men don’t care, deep down we women know that. We also know that you have the ability pretend and it would be nice if you were generous enough to put that ability to use. Lead us to believe you really are a “good guy” and we’ll be happier people

8 things every guy secretly wishes his girlfriend would do

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8 things every guy secretly wishes his girlfriend would do

Every guy on the planet talks to their buddies about women. We talk about how you look, how you dress, how you act when you’re with your friends, about that time you did that thing and told us to never talk about it, but that we couldn’t NOT tell

7 worst places to take a girl on a first date

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7 worst places to take a girl on a first date

First dates are almost always slightly awkward no matter what. You have to spend the whole time doing the information-exchange and talking about things like hometowns, colleges, handcuff preferences in bed, and occupations. Make life a little easier for yourself by avoiding these 7 places on your first date.