Relationships are difficult

Man wins lottery, leaves wife and disappears

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What would you do if you were suddenly a millionaire? Would you leave your life behind? Maybe, in theory. But in practicality, probably not. Well, one man won the lottery with other blue collar coworkers and left his life behind, leaving his wife all alone to fend for herself. Read more

The 8 most dysfunctional athlete relationships

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Since it seems that Tiger Woods is well on his way to making this list with his complete failures at the basic tenets of cheating (voicemails: never a good idea), we at Guyism would like to offer him some reassurance. You’re not alone, Tiger. In fact, it’s been much worse. Here are the 8 most ... Read more

8 things every guy secretly wishes his girlfriend would do

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Every guy on the planet talks to their buddies about women. We talk about how you look, how you dress, how you act when you’re with your friends, about that time you did that thing and told us to never talk about it, but that we couldn’t NOT tell our friends about. As one of ... Read more

7 ways to tell if your lady is absolutely crazy

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Sometimes you think you meet the greatest girl in the whole entire world — smart, pretty, funny, willing to go down on you whenever you ask. But then out of nowhere she flips out and turns into a psychomaniac. So you call the cops, change all the locks, and try to figure out how she ... Read more

Woman steals $21,000 to get boyfriend to dump her

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Everyone at some point in their lives has tried to think of a clever way to gracefully exit a relationship without actually doing the heavy lifting and breaking up with your girlfriend or boyfriend. So we should all salute the creativity of Maria Ignacio, who tried to get out of her relationship by showing she ... Read more

Woman calls 911 because boyfriend won’t marry her

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In the annals of crazy women, you’d find probably every woman ever because they’re all insane in some way. BUT! you’d probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. Read more

Pilot uses flying powers for evil, stalking

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In spite of their cool demeanors, pilots are people with feelings too. And as people with feelings, sometimes they drop propaganda from an airplane to insinuate that their ex-girlfriend is a racial epithet whore. So relatable! Read more

A collection of 1980s dating videos

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There was a time before the Internet where, to meet new people for romance, men and women would, through a dating connection agency, put together videos of themselves to solicit replies from people. This compilation of single gentlemen looking for a lady to “have some fun with” is the finest thing you will ever see. ... Read more

Be Caleb Roy's friend!

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Some people take Facebook as serious business, reading way too much into it. So one guy has a girlfriend who thinks he has entirely too many female friends on there and thus began Caleb Roy’s very funny plea to get more “dudes” on his Facebook page. Read more

If true, this is the greatest Craigslist post ever

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I’ve had girlfriends cheat on me before, I think. I’m lucky enough to never have witnessed it first-hand, but when they come home looking like their face was painted with a glazed donut, you just know. But this married man who walked in on his wife cheating really kicked it up a notch…the story, after ... Read more

Man robs bank to get away from wife

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No quote in this story, but it’s still pretty great. Some guy wanted to divorce his wife, but she wouldn’t let him, threatening to kill herself if he did. So he had to take a more unconventional route to getting away, involving robbing a bank so he’d get thrown in jail. Ah, just how a ... Read more