Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

Not a lot of explanation needed here. These ten TV moms make tuning into the boob tube just that much more enjoyable. Most of us weren’t fortunate enough to have friend’s growing up with moms that could have posed for Maxim magazine in between tee-ball games and Cub Scout trips. In a perfect world, every guy would have a friend with a “MILF” as sexy as these women of the small screen.

10 Peg Bundy – Married with Children
Peg Bundy looks like a woman you’d find at Costco buying hair spray in bulk only to completely neglect buying any food for her family. But there was something about that mountain of red hair and those spandex pants that was attractive… in a flea market kind of way. Peg was lazy, selfish and seemed to be disinterested in anything Al or her kids had to say. Which is exactly why you’d probably have a chance with her, she was just waiting for somebody to unleash her wild side.

9 Angie Lopez – George Lopez
Oh, George Lopez, you crazy Chicano, how do you ever put up with your alcoholic mother and condescending father- in-law? Oh, that’s right you’re married to a hot wife who makes living with two kids and annoying parents at arm’s length bearable. Angie kept the blood pressure of male viewers rising to the tune of “Low Rider” for six seasons on George Lopez.

8 Marge Simpson – The Simpsons
There aren’t a lot of cartoon mom’s out there: Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble, Peggy Hill, and Lois Griffin. But Marge is in a field all her own. She’s patient, responsible and slightly neurotic with a bit of a gambling problem. She may look like the typical Springfield housewife, but there’s a reason Homer J remains loyal and true. She’s known for getting down in public places and rocks the blue hair like nobody else.

7 Nancy Botwin – Weeds
Without a doubt the sexiest drug dealing soccer mom in suburbia. Widowed Nancy hasn’t had much luck with men over the past five seasons. A corrupt politician who tried to kill her and a D.E.A. agent husband who was murdered, Nancy definitely comes with a bit more baggage than your average single mom. Don’t think courting her is going to be a bed of roses, the woman creates drama and lives in a world that’s about to unravel at any second. On the plus side, you’ve always got a good hookup.

6/5 Gloria Delgado and Claire Dunphy – Modern Family
Claire and Gloria are pretty new to TV land but certainly make Modern Family enjoyable to watch. Claire is a bit anal retentive and very athletic which translates to an animal in the bedroom, who will tell you to take off your shoes before entering the house, then promptly rip off your clothes and give you a workout. And how lucky can Ed O’Neill be, to be in his 60′s and with possibly the hottest woman on a sitcom right now? She’s got to be the second most popular export to come out of Columbia.

4 Samantha Stephens – Bewitched
It’s been forty years since Samantha made witchcraft sexy on Bewitched, but she’s still reason enough to tune into Nick at Nite. She was constantly making Darrin’s life miserable with her magic spells and evil mother dropping in, but would always save the day in the end. “What?! Darren’s boss is coming to dinner and the roast isn’t even cooked, oh whatever shall I do…?” Wiggle, wiggle. Elizabeth Montgomery’s flirtatious nose wiggle was irresistible and made her the hottest black magic mom in primetime.

3/2 Sheila Keefe and Janet Gavin – Rescue Me
If you looked up the term “crazy bitch” in the dictionary you’d see pictures of Janet and Sheila… taking pills… and trying to strangle each other. It’s easy to argue that Tommy Gavin drinks because of 9-11 or losing his son, but there’s no doubt that these two women are a factor. The psycho gene only adds to their bad girl sex appeal. Should you be lucky enough to go home with one of these MILFs make sure you locate the closest exit, should you wake up in a drug haze in the middle of a blazing inferno.

1 Becky Katsopolis – Full House
The lyrics “I wish that I had Jesse’s girl” never rang so true. Becky was the only reason to tune into to Full House and put up with the rest of the obnoxious cast. Becky was the hottest mom on TGIF and stole the hearts of millions of pre-pubescent teenage boys for eight seasons while shacking up with that two-bit jingle writer, Uncle Jesse. Tune into the revamped 90210 to catch Lori Loughlin in full fledged cougar form still making the men say, “have mercy.” Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Whether swapping stories with old pals during happy hour or sharing a drink with the stranger on the bar stool next to you, interesting conversation makes any round of drinks better. Sure, Bob’s story about how he saw Derek Jeter step in a dog turd was funny the first time, but the twentieth – not so much. Here are six guys that rock the small screen and would surely add a little spice to the conversation of that much needed post work drink.

1 Dexter Morgan
Okay, maybe grabbing a beer with a serial killer wouldn’t most people’s idea of a relaxing after work drink. I think Dexter’s former rival, Sgt. Doakes put it best when he said, “the guy’s a fucking creep show.” But he’s a complete badass creep show who convinces you to cheer for a person who has basically no moral compass at all. Dexter manages struggle to hold together a career, family and still make time for his nocturnal activities. Yes, he’s a cold blooded killer, but he does have ethics and only kills those who have it coming to them. Just don’t give him a reason to look into your personal file after happy hour is over.

2 Tommy Gavin
Tommy Gavin, the hard drinking, womanizing firefighter portrayed by Denis Leary on Rescue Me doesn’t exactly fit into the positive role model category. However, I can’t think of a guy who would have better drinking stories. He was raised in a family of NYC firefighters and the firehouse is the only somewhat stable thing in his life. A divorced alcoholic who sees the ghosts of family and strangers lost in past infernos, he’s a risk taker who simply doesn’t give a damn. Considering, his battles with alcohol suggesting a drink with Tommy Gavin may not be the best idea. But if he does take you up on the offer, you can bet it’ll be Irish whiskey.

3 Tony Soprano
Sitting down for a beer or glass of wine with the acting boss of the New Jersey mob might be a little nerve wracking at first. Whether you’re at Bada Bing or Vesuvio you can bet that with Tony Soprano at your table you’ll get top shelf service. Like a few of the other guys on the list, Tony Soprano has bouts of depression and violence, and struggles to hold together his personal life and business affiliations with the mafia. His family ties are constantly strained just as much as the relationships with criminal partners, yet he is always the life of the party, cracking jokes and telling stories. If he bust your balls a little it would probably be wise to just fuggetaboutit.

4 Angus MacGyver
Quite possibly the only modern action hero to never carry a gun, instead MacGyver opts for his trusty pocket knife and duct tape. A former race car driver and Vietnam veteran, he worked for the Phoenix Foundation diffusing bombs with rubber bands and bubble gum for seven seasons on the ‘80s TV series of the same name. The guy rocks a mullet and leather bomber jacket and talks about his childhood a lot. But you can bet that if you find yourself trapped in a North Korean bunker with only a bottle of grape juice, rubbing alcohol, a lighter, and a paper clip, MacGyver will safely get your ass outta there — and whip up a tasty cocktail.

5 B.A. Baracus
You can’t have a list of badass TV characters and not include Mr. T… I think it might even be a law in California. One fourth of the ex- United States Special Forces unit known as the A-Team, Mr. T rocked a mohawk while kicking ass in the -80s. Known for his size and strength B.A. (bad attitude) is an expert at hand to hand combat, which usually just involves knocking his opponents out or hurling them. Not just the muscle in the group, Baracus is a whiz of a mechanic and drives the A-Team around in a sweet 1983 black GMC van. His character doesn’t drink alcohol, preferring milk instead. So you might have to settle for milkshakes while discussing the finer things in life, like bazookas and excessive gold jewelry.

6 Jack Bauer
Jack likes guns… and bombs… a lot. Having a drink with Jack Bauer don’t expect a lot of joking around, as he’s not really known to have a great sense of humor. What he is good at is killing would-be terrorist and saving America’s ass time and time again. Actor Kiefer Sutherland has played the Counter Terrorist Unit agent for eight seasons on 24 and is expected to take the popular character to the big screen following the show’s conclusion. An expert at firearms, flying planes and helicopters, and speaking several languages he’s basically a live action G.I. Joe for adults. Judging from any episode of the show his schedule is pretty hectic, so getting him to put down the Glock for a whiskey sour might be difficult.