Retards

The Smart Mop will get you through the recession

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With the economy continuing to spiral so out of control that we can’t even afford to stop selling our bodies for drugs as seen in a report that I tell myself in the mirror every morning, where can we turn to for answers? Obviously, infomercials. For example, check out the financial savings tips from this ... Read more

Alex Trebek is a souse

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I’m certain this is one of those things that’s been on the Internet for an eternity, but I just saw it today so that pretty much makes it new again. Here’s outtakes of Alex Trebek, seemingly drunk, acting completely boorish. I had a great idea for a game show but no one ever listened to ... Read more

Retarded people are excellent reporters

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I’m fortunate enough to receive emails trying to get me to write about literally everything that MTV does and this one may be the finest one of all. How’s Your News is a group of special people (special in the drooling short bus sense, not just awesome) who’ve been doing Web shorts for a while. ... Read more

Dog trapped in a forcefield

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Ugh. I sicken myself sometimes but there’s a part of me that can’t help but go “Awwwwwwwww” at a humorous animal video like this. The set-up: a little dog is placed in an area lined by soda cans buuuuut it can’t quite comprehend how to get out. I think it’s great what organizations like the ... Read more

I have no words to describe this picture

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Judge me if you must but I found this photo, sent to me from our friends at the hilarious Some Comic Relief, to be utterly compelling. Read more

Third grade retards are crafty

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Some 3rd graders in special ed classes in Georgia plotted to kill their teacher, but were “thwarted” by school officials. Story of the year? Perhaps. The students allegedly brought to school a broken steak knife, a roll of duct tape, handcuffs, ribbon and a crystal paperweight in a bid to kill their teacher, Belle Carter, ... Read more