Robbery

The French are employing desperate measures to get ahold of ‘Modern Warfare 3′

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6,000 copies were jacked in a high stakes robbery on Saturday, using a tactic that’s actually employed in game, i.e. the use of tear gas. Read more

Elderly man beats off armed burglar with a Swiffer

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You can also stop knife-wielding robbers with the Swiffer WetJet

I haven’t found the Swiffer to be a hugely impactful cleaning device (any time static cling is your defense against dirt, it may be time to go back to the drawing board), but maybe I haven’t been using it right. One 71-year-old man in South Carolina is definitely using the Swiffer correctly though as he ... Read more

Woman arrested after stealing money and hiding it in her butt

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A Bronx woman was arrested after robbing a local fast food joint, which isn’t uncommon. What was uncommon was police catching up to her and finding a $20 bill and two glass pipes in her ass. Read more

Man fails at attempt to steal six chicken nuggets from Wendy’s

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Despite how many times you’ve seen Oceans Eleven through Thirteen, crime isn’t as easy as you may think. For proof, meet 22 year-old Marquis Marsh. He had the perfect crime…stealing a box of six chicken nuggets (street value: 99 cents) from a Dallas-area Wendy’s. He did not succeed. Read more

Ninjas save medical student from attackers

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Imagine you are on a bus and some guys are giving you a hard time. Then suddenly things turn serious when they ask you to hand over your wallet. When you refuse, they become upset and when you jump off the train to try and get away, they jump off and follow you. You get ... Read more

Burglar caught because he checked his Facebook on victim's computer

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You know why Ocean’s Eleven (and twelve and 736 or whatever they’re up to) is a crock of BS? Because criminals aren’t these dapper, intelligent, worldly, witty people. They’re idiots, like Jonathan Parker who checked his Facebook while robbing someone’s house, then left it open. Very savvy. Read more

Heroism is meaningless at Best Buy

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Planning on robbing a Best Buy? Well, good news…turns out that if an employee tries to physically thwart you, they’ll end up getting fired. That’ll teach them to try. Read more