Robots

Telekinetics

Robots

Telekinetics

Via ChannelAte comes this comic about the first applications of telekinetics.

The world of tomorrow, today!

Robots

The world of tomorrow, today!

I often masturbate thinking of what the future would be like, with my robot maid and her sassy attitude and skirt that shows off her pleasure chip. She knows what she's doing. But when you look at the world of today, as seen through the eyes of the past, here's what our lives look

The house of toooooomorrowwwwwwwww

Robots

The house of toooooomorrowwwwwwwww

Microsoft built a house of the future and it’s about as splendidly lazy as you’d imagine. Take a look.

I don’t know how I feel about this. We’re pretty lazy already, I can’t imagine that making it so we have to do any less is actually going to be

Quote of the Day

Robots

Quote of the Day

Robots are pretty much universally accepted as being the thing that destroys us all. For further proof, look no further than this one robot's revolt against a factory worker. A Swedish company has been fined 25,000 kronor ($3,000) after a malfunctioning robot attacked and almost killed one

Robots

Robots

Robots

Via fw4d.com comes this comic about robots that I enjoyed way more than anything else I could find after looking for like half an hour and giving up.

This Wi-fi network is awesomely named

Robots

This Wi-fi network is awesomely named

Via I-Am-Bored (one of my favorite sites for randomness) comes this bold name for a Wi-Fi network that you either don’t want to connect to or want to connect to in complete anonymity (and shame).

Robots fighting and a nipple hair moustache

Robots

Robots fighting and a nipple hair moustache

Another daily update for you in this lazy holiday season in which I bring you the best dose of worthlessness I can find, ideally within 5 minutes or so.

Robots fighting!

I don’t know what it is about robots fighting exactly that does it for me. Maybe

The hottest sport around

Robots

The hottest sport around

I like the site We the Robots. It’s not my favorite comic, or even funny all of the time, but it has robots talking and doing stuff, and I appreciate that.

Finally, robots fighting in a meaningful way

Robots

Finally, robots fighting in a meaningful way

Rock’em Sock’em Robots are for gays. Check out these badass robots engaging in the most deadly sport of all: Robot Ultimate Fighting.

Just think…if we’re this close to robots that can murder each other, we must be mere years away from robots designed to pleasure you. Not just physically