Rudi Johnson

ROY WILLIAMS MOCKS TATUM BELL

You’d think the Lions would learn that their Halloween pranks don’t go over so well. After all, it was Jon Kitna who dressed as Lion coach Joe Cullen just last year.But then again, these are the Lions we’re talking about…A team that not only plays clowns on Sunday, but apparently everyday of the week And ... Read more

TATUM BELL GETS CUT AND THEN STEALS RUDI JOHNSON’S BAGS

When I was in the 8th grade, I got cut from the basketball team. As payback to the kid who made the team over me, I slept with his girlfriend. As awesome as that was at the time, I wish I would have just pulled a “Tatum Bell”. It would have saved me that burning ... Read more

THE RUNNING GAME WILL STILL SUCK LIONS FANS

3 minutes after Rudi Johnson signed with the Lions, I got an excited text from my resident Lions slappy friend. “Did you hear Rudi signed with the Lions” You could literally see him getting wood through my phone about what Rudi could bring to the team. And while I admit Rudi is a definite upgrade ... Read more