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Russian man wins annual sex doll raft race
Have you heard of the eighth annual Bubble Baba Challenge in St. Petersburg, Russia? Well, strap in (pardon the pun)…it’s short ride down the Vuoksa River in which contestants use inflatable sex dolls as their boat. Oh, Russia.
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VIDEO: Drunk guy gets rocketed into the air by an airbag
A group of (Russian?) gentlemen offered a beer to a drunk guy to sit on a pile of tires. Little did he know, the tires had an airbag set to deploy inside of them, ready to rocket him ten feet in the air before a hard landing. This video falls somewhere between cruel and hilarious..you decide where!
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VIDEO: Russian news anchor flips off reporter for some reason
Being a news anchor seems like a stressful job because you have to read off a teleprompter and, uh, say the words you just read. So you can see why this Russian news anchor might give his reporter the finger for some reason. In a hilarious fashion.
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The Russian Police are hard at work
I highly respect and adore our police officers (remember that the next time I drunkenly have sex with one of those scab worker inflatable rats in NYC, police friends). But hey, they're human, just like you or me. Which makes
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Chinese gold medalist chastised for not thanking country
The Chinese take their Olympics very seriously. Take for example the Yao Ming incident from last week.
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Russian man gets 267 lbs of fat cut off by surgeons
Obesity is a serious problem in our country and across the globe (except the starving countries who seem to stay remarkably slim, somehow). One Russian man who was in the category of morbidly obese went under the knife to help get a jump on his girth, cutting off more than half of his weight in
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How do you say “I crapped myself” in Russian?
This video is all the rage in Russia, much like stale vodka, governmentally supplied bread, and inspirational messages from punchdrunk American boxers with a speech impediment. What you're about to witness is the luckiest unlucky guy in the world.
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Russian kids' shows teach important lessons
The caption on this bizarre clip of a Russian's kid show says: "Детская теле-передача Поднимает настроение, улучшает аппетит!" That is so true! Anyway, I'm not sure what's going on here, but it doesn't seem like something kids should be taught on
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Russian alcoholism is vibrant
Check out these Russian dudes and how they do fancy tricks with their vodka shots. Never has the lead up to a Communist DUI been so visually impressive.
That’s a pretty impressive skill but there’s something unflinchingly homoerotic about throwing a liquid into your friend’s open mouth, followed by
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The world's strongest vagina is quite strong
Though this story is about vaginas, I’m pretty sure you can file this one under creepy instead of sexy. Russian Tatiata Kozhevnikova set the world record in vaginal strength by holding a ball that’s 14 kilos (about 31 pounds) in weight. Yikes.
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And they say blondes are dumb
I like Russia a lot. Ever since they stopped being Communist and stuff, they churn out hot women and make for fun villains in movies. Here’s a combination of both of those new Russian hotnesses.
Women often say that I’m a misogynist, which I find unfair. There are certain