“I know my best angles,” she says with her trademark insouciance. “They were sent to my husband,” now ex Ryan Reynolds. “There’s nothing wrong with that. It’s not like I was shooting a porno.” She adds saucily, “Although there’s nothing wrong with that either.”

So, what have we learned here today, boys? 1) If you’re the love of ScarJo’s life, she’ll send you naked pics of herself, and 2) she has zero problem with porn.

Perhaps if she had come out with this news a day or two earlier she could have been ranked #1 on our list.

Scarlett Johansson on Those Nude Photos She Sent to Ryan Reynolds [Vanity Fair]

Just weeks after her split from Leonardo DiCaprio, Blake Lively and her Green Lantern costar have been romancing each other in Boston and NYC. One witness spotted Reynolds (he officially divorced Scarlett Johansson in July) having an “affectionate” goodbye with Lively, 24, at 5 a.m. at Boston’s South Station. (Reynolds, 33, is currently shooting action film’ R.I.P.D.’ in Beantown.)

That’s not really the best part of this story though. The best part is that Leo has apparently moved on in perhaps an even bigger way, reportedly being linked to not one, but two Australian models.

While in Sydney filming ‘The Great Gatsby’ for director Baz Luhrmann, DiCaprio, 36, has been a frequent guest at the Beach Haus nightclub, where he’s been loving “meeting the Aussie girls,” a club insider tells Australia’s ‘WHO’ magazine.

The first model is reported to be Alyce Crawford, 21, and the second is named Kendal Schuler, 20. Pretty inspiring work for a 36 year-old, if I do say so myself. (Note: The first row of pics below is Alyce, the second row is Kendal. Which one would you choose?)

Now the only question left is, who do you hate more, Ryan for banging Scarlett Johansson AND Blake Lively or Leo for scoring not one, but two models at the same time? (Not to mention all his other conquests.)

Blake Lively Rebounds from Leonardo DiCaprio With Ryan Reynolds [Us]
Is Leonardo DiCaprio Dating an Australian Model? Or Two? [People]

Kim Kardashian moves into $7,000 a night penthouse suite in NYC
“The two-story 2,000 square foot suite has amazing panoramic views of the New York City skyline and the East River…”

Rihanna sues — I got duped into buying a crappy mansion
“Rihanna’s home was hit by a ‘moderate rainstorm’ in January 2010 … but because of the defects, water leaked into multiple rooms … causing some serious damage.”

Cher slams “bigots” who are attacking her son Chaz Bono
“Mothers don’t stop Getting angry with stupid bigots who fk with their children!”

Mel Gibson’s niece poses topless
“Gibson’s niece, Anna Dunne, is a member of the modeling website, ModelMayhem.com, where she has posted some salacious photos of herself topless…”

Mel Gibson must pay Oksana Grigorieva $750k
“The $750k will be paid in three payments, and Lucia will receive the same amount of money that his other children with ex-wife Robyn receive.”

James Franco quits Broadway play
“Franco’s rep did not explain why the actor was no longer involved.”

Blues Brothers TV show being shopped around Hollywood
“We chose to introduce them as new characters but do it in an way that they have some history, have some life behind them.”

Ryan Reynolds, Sandra Bullock join forces for animated FOX comedy
“The series focuses on an ordinary child surrounded by his extraordinary siblings and his brilliant (but neurotic) mother.”

Marc Anthony says J.Lo divorce isn’t “shocking”
“These things happen. It was a decision that we made jointly.”

Jada Pinkett Smith and Marc Anthony: What really happened
“…the twosome had an ‘inappropriately close’ friendship.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Romanian singer Alexandra Stan in a sexy behind the scenes video for FHM.

You can see more of Alexandra Stan and other girls at FHM.com

Zoe Saldana: I had a mental breakdown after Avatar
“I was sitting in my hotel room, and I couldn’t stop crying. I couldn’t stay awake. I must have slept for an entire month.”

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson reportedly reigniting their romance
Despite having ended their two year marriage, the once happy couple can’t keep away from each other…”

Simon Cowell: Why Cheryl Cole was fired from X Factor
“…unfortunately when it went public, the negotiations fell apart, so I though she would be more comfortable doing the U.K. show than the American show.”

Simon Cowell: “We have to find a role” for Mariah Carey on The X Factor
“You can’t say no to Mariah.”

Rihanna spends $23K per month on her hair
“[She] has enlisted the help of celebrity stylist Ursula Stephen, who charges $3,300 per day to keep her looking great.”

Desperate Housewives ending after 8 seasons
“The ladies of Wisteria Lane are getting ready to say goodbye.”

Lindsay Lohan — Crazy restraining order filed against her is denied
“Kathryn Marie Hinich claims she read an article on TMZ stating Lindsay was trying to kill her…”

Gavin DeGraw hospitalized after assault
“…he was out with friends when he was attacked by a ‘pack of thugs’ on the street and then hit by a taxi as he stumbled away.”

Project Runway All Stars cast revealed
“Model Angela Lindvall will fill Heidi Klum’s shoes as the host of Lifetime’s new spin-off…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
The first official trailer for The Ides of March starring George Clooney.

Lady Gaga sued for allegedly copying “Judas”
“Though the songs are different styles, the composition is the same and the chorus is the same melody.”

Emma Watson makes out with costar Johnny Simmons
“Holding and hugging each other for a while and playfully kissing. [They] seemed very open and not trying to hide their affection.”

Carlton from Fresh Prince breaks up barber shop brawl
“…the fight broke out between two employees at “In the Cuts” in Hollywood — after a disagreement over which should be turned up louder … the TV or the radio.”

Eminem slays massive crowd at Lollapalooza
“…it literally felt like everybody in the house was trying to cram into the sprawling south field to catch a glimpse of the reclusive rap superstar.”

Why Ryan Reynolds split with Charlize Theron after 2 months
“Charlize didn’t take it very well when he broke it off.”

Amy Winehouse’s home to house her foundation
“The foundation is going to help thousands of people.”

16-year-old bride Courtney Stodden’s mom is her manager
“Doug was managing Courtney’s career, but he has so many things coming his way that he just can’t handle it all.”

Amazing Spider-Man villain a “mentor and adversary”
“That’s what makes this story different.”

Amazing Spider-Man sequel release set for May 2014
“The Amazing Spider-Man 2 will be hitting theaters on May 2, 2014, to kick off that year’s summer blockbuster season.

Oprah is getting an honorary Oscar. Wait, what?
“Not everyone is applauding the move, because Winfrey hasn’t exactly shown a laserlike focus on movies since her 1986 Oscar nomination for The Color Purple.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Shakira hits the links to play a little golf in Mexico.

Chris Brown unleashes anti-gay rant at a pick-up hoops game
“He got really ticked off when things didn’t go his way during the game, saying, ‘That’s gay!’ and ‘You’re a f*gg*t a**!’ to the other players.”

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie getting married
“Get ready for a royal wedding of another sort.”

Ryan Reynolds is dating Charlize Theron
“They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”

Marine’s parents thrilled Mila Kunis accepted his date request
“The couple thanked both Kunis and Timberlake for ‘supporting the troops in this way … it means a lot to us.’”

Justin Timberlake asked out by a Marine
“Mila Kunis may not be the only celebrity heading to the Marine Corps Ball.”

British Parliament summons Rupert Murdoch to testify about phone hacking scandal
“At issue – did they know about the hacking, and did they authorize it?”

Ted Danson joining CSI as its newest investigator
“He replaces Laurence Fishburne, who played Dr. Raymond Langston for two years.”

Olivia Wilde: Divorce “made me a better actress”
“It makes you a more empathetic person…”

R. Kelly reportedly facing foreclosure on mansion
“Kelly is facing a $2.9 million foreclosure lawsuit on his suburban Chicago mansion over claims that he has failed to make mortgage payments…”

Renee Zellweger, John Stamos visit Disneyland together
“The 42-year-old actress and Stamos, 47, “were having a great time laughing and dancing as they walked from one ride to another.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Selita Ebanks at the Pepsi MAX MLB Field of Dreams launch.

Justin Timberlake considering MySpace talent competition
“…the singer-turned-actor has got plenty of ideas about how to get MySpace back on track as a destination for music fans…”

Why Casey Anthony was acquitted
“…perhaps the key distinction is this: Where the prosecution sought to provide answers, the defense aimed to raise questions.”

Paris Hilton stalker arrested, accused of violating restraining order
“Someone recognized him as being the man who had given her trouble in the past, and the cops arrived pretty quickly…”

Jennifer Aniston: Horrible Bosses topless scenes are just “good rumors”
“Where do these things start?”

Arnold Schwarzenegger to give Maria Shriver “generous settlement”
“The Terminator is worth roughly around $500-750 million dollars…”

Nicki Minaj: My cousin was murdered
“27-year-old Nicholas Telemaque was killed around 2:40 AM on July 4 from ‘multiple gunshot wounds to the upper torso.’”

Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson’s divorce finalized
“Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have officially moved on.”

Katt Williams’ bodyguard kills dog in bizarre attack
“…one of Katt’s bodyguards was bitten by a German shepherd — prompting the bodyguard to open fire twice … killing the dog.”

Playmate’s Mom: My daughter is NOT banging Hef!
“Lena Griffin … tells us her daughter has NEVER been Hef’s girlfriend — adding, ‘the rumors that they are dating were just for publicity.’”

Transformers sequel sets box-office record
“Summer sequel mania was in full swing over the Independence Day holiday as the latest Transformers movie took in an estimated $97.5 million.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
New trailer for the upcoming movie The Three Musketeers.

Tony Romo getting married this weekend
“Romo is tying the knot with his fiancée Candice Crawford on Saturday.”

Kara DioGuardi was ‘high as a kite’ after eating pot brownies at Paula Abdul’s house
“I fell out of bed, on the floor … and the ambulance comes, and this guy is like, ‘This b*tch is high as a kite! This b*tch is high as a kite!’”

Ex-WWE star Chyna — I’m getting back into porn
“The DVD is set for release in the near future — and if the title is any indication, Chyna may be riding a wheelchair to the premiere party.”

90210′s Shenae Grimes interning at Teen Vogue
“I was definitely put to work, which is exactly what I had hoped for.”

Arnold & the maid: It wasn’t a one-time thing
“This wasn’t a case of Arnold being unfaithful just once. Far from it.”

Jen Aniston “diving in headfirst” with new man Justin Theroux
“She wants to be with him all the time.”

Amy Winehouse is back in rehab
“She wants to be ready for performances in Europe this summer and decided to seek an assessment.”

Ryan Reynolds isn’t ready to date again
“I don’t think I want to get married again, but you always reevaluate these things.”

Lady Gaga calls New York her ‘husband’ in MTV documentary
“My leather jacket is like my Dorothy slippers.”

Gary Busey’s son: ‘I’m heading to rehab’
“Jake says he’s determined to get himself on a ‘straight path to clean living’”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Fashion model Marloes Horst in a sexy new film for Gravure.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Joining the long list of the recently single Ashley Greene broke up with Joe Jonas. I told you she was underrated.

— Kelly Brook is pregnant. You win some, you lose some.

— Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger also split up. After dating for nearly two years. Her magic spell must have expired.

— Alexa Nikolas might be the one leaking the Vanessa Hudgens nude photos. So says some random emailer.

— Speaking of leaked nude pics, apparently there is a good chance we’re going to get more since it is also being reported that Vanessa’s pics are the result of hackers. Supposedly 50 different celeb accounts have been compromised including those of Ali Larter, Busy Philipps, Scarlett Johansson, Miley Cyrus, Emma Caulfield, Addison Timlin and Renee Olstead.

— Cee Lo Green says he’s nailing two or three chicks a night. He really takes his song title literally doesn’t he?

— Ryan Reynolds isn’t having any trouble getting over the loss of Scarlett Johansson.

— Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Raymond have a sex tape coming out. Maybe.

— Paris Hilton got breast implants when she was just 14. Her mother made her take them out though. Way to be a proactive parent.

— Christina Aguilera’s hit Ain’t No Other Man might sound familiar to you, but that could just be because the beat was lifted from another song without permission.

— Katy Perry’s mom is writing a book, but it’s not a Katy Perry tell-all. She says it’s about herself. Riiiiiight.

— Dennis Haysbert, who starred in Major League with Charlie Sheen, claims Charlie’s completely delusional about a Major League sequel.

— Andrew “Dice” Clay has become the voice of reason regarding everything Charlie Sheen. Well, okay, not really. He’s also a little batshit.

– And did you know that Sheen invented a pivoting Chapstick lid and trademarked an anti-drug slogan? The man just never stops giving.

— Mel Gibson’s mug shot looks totally not like a serial killer.

— Here’s a shocker: Michael Lohan’s ex-fiancee has accused him of punching her girlfriend in the face.

— Sandra Bullock gave $1,000,000 to Japan. I have no joke here. That was just nice.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the geniuses over at Sports Illustrated and features none other than our new favorite bikini model Kate Upton. Did you expect anyone else?

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds broke up, much to the delight of all the men in the world who somehow think they have a shot at her. (Yes, I am referring to me.)

— Vanessa Hudgens is single now too. The line for potential suitors starts behind me (just as soon as I’m sure ScarJo isn’t interested).

— Elizabeth Hurley will soon be joining them on the most eligible list as well it would appear. When it rains, it pours, baby…

— Your nightmare fuel for the weekend: Kelsey Grammer has a sex tape.

— Carrie Fisher kinda, sorta outed John Travolta this week. Consider me stunned.

— Vladimir Putin has one f**kin’ hot mistress. Time for Obama to step his shit up.

— Winona Ryder thinks Mel Gibson’s a prick too.

— Speaking of odd things related to sex: Hulk Hogan married his son’s daughter’s doppleganger, Jennifer McDaniel.

— Remember how Rip Torn broke into a Connecticut bank while drunk and armed? Well he did. And as is customary with our judicial system he will not be serving any jail time. Did I mention he pleaded guilty to the charges?

— Did Mario Lopez break up Eva Longoria’s marriage? Sure, why not.

— Not one to be left out of all the fun, Demi Lovato has a sexy leaked photo now.

— Christina Aguilera is apparently a really, really good girlfriend.

— Remember Kelly Rowland? Well, even if you don’t, the IRS sure does.

— Britney Spears is not real thrilled that her parents are getting back together.

— Steven Tyler… also not happy about… something.

– And finally, Katy Perry/Brand got drunk.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from Victoria’s Secret (who else?) featuring their many superdupermodels in a holiday commercial directed by Michael Bay.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Rihanna might get naked, just hot for Playboy. (A) She’s already been naked, and (B) She might as well get naked again with what she’s been wearing lately. This is the strict definition of a no-brainer.

— Emma Watson’s college experience is going quite well. If you don’t mind having fake nude photos of you being circulated around campus, that is.

— In a bit of shocking news, Madonna has been replaced by Victoria’s Secret Angels for the upcoming series of Dolce and Gabbana ads. My guess is that the computers doing all the airbrushing finally gave out.

— Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s totally sane mother, wants to sue Glee claiming that the show defamed LiLo by saying she was crazy and asking how many times Lindsay has been to rehab. Good luck winning that case.

— Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, it appears that she has a new sponsor. No, not the kind of sponsor she needs to stay on the wagon, she now appears to be sponsored by Pepsi. And if she isn’t, then the folks at Pepsi probably need to put a halt to this right away.

— And speaking of great parents, Britney Spears’ mom and dad got back together. Finally some stability in Brit’s life.

— Tony Danza interrupted the funeral of a friend of his by ripping into the priest for what he was saying. Why? Because he’s Tony Effin’ Danza, that’s why.

— In case you didn’t hear, Jessica Simpson is now engaged to former NFL tight end Eric Johnson. The best part: She had to buy her own engagement ring.

— Joan Baez fell out of a treehouse.

— Harrison Ford went on Conan and well, he might like alcohol.

— Jake Gyllenhaal might be gay or something, so says Anne Hathaway. Let me know if you figure out what she means.

— Tiger Woods wrote a personal letter/essay for Newsweek. Let me know if you understand a word of it.

— DMX got arrested. Again.

— Ryan Reynolds is the sexiest man alive, according to People magazine.

— Ellen Degeneres is the most likable person on the planet, according to other people.

— And finally, Sarah Palin thinks Michelle Obama doesn’t care about white people. Pffft, who does?

This weekend’s sexy video is a follow-up to that GQ photo shoot of Lea Michele and Dianna Agron of Glee fame that caused so much uproar, so if you are offended by hot babes in their 20′s doing things in their underpants pretending to be hot babes in high school doing things in their underpants then you might not want to watch. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Yeah, right…