Santa Claus

VIDEO: An oral history of Santa Claus will enlighten and possibly terrify you

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C.G.P. Grey is excellent at distilling information into smaller bites. And in this clip, Grey takes you through the history of Santa Claus to help you understand his complete history in under five minutes. It’s an interesting watch. Read more

8 reasons that Santa Claus is an unfit family holiday icon

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Santa Claus is coming to town. Most people are excited about it, but it’s probably best you take a little advice from everyone’s favorite internet star, Antoine Dodson and hide yo’ kids and hide yo’ wife when Santa makes his way down your chimney. Because if you really take a close look at the guy, you probably won’t want him rummaging through your living room while you sleep. Read more

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There’s so much holiday cheer in the air right now, so here’s something to deflate your balloon of good vibrations: This year, more and more letters kids are sending are profoundly depressing as kids ask for basic things instead of fun toys. Santa’s going to need to prep his forearms to meet Mr. Razor, methinks. Read more

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A Santa at a San Francisco Macy’s was fired for an inappropriate joke he told an older woman and her husband. But did the joke warrant that punishment? YOU DECIDE! Read more

Santa Claus robs bank to “pay his elves”

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A Tennessee man dressed as Santa Claus (or Santa Claus masquerading as a Tennessee man) held up a Nashville area bank at gunpoint Tuesday, taking an undisclosed amount of money. The reason? The “giving away free toys” business wasn’t as lucrative as usual this year, forcing Santa to rob the bank in order to “pay ... Read more

Can you guess the celebrity Halloween costume?

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Celebrities these days really seem to love Halloween. Whether it’s Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty nurse to Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty cop or even Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty Batman; more and more celebs seem to be going all out while attending lavish Hollywood Halloween parties. But sometimes their costumes aren’t always obvious to the untrained eye. See if you can look at the picture and guess the what each celebrity is dressed as. Read more

Old painting, when cleaned, reveals massive dong

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Bugs Bunny and some ancient painting…it’s fat cock day here on the blog, hooray! Though it could be said that with me as your editor, every day is fat cock day. It is rather juicy. Where was I? Oh yeah, some Brazilian art restorer found on a centuries-old painting of Priapus, Greek god of fertility, ... Read more

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Some NYC cop gave a guy dressed as Santa a ticket for parking illegally. Reports as to whether his cries of “Ho Ho Ho” got him another ticket for solicitation are as yet unconfirmed. Chip Cafiero says he’ll fight the $115 ticket he received in Brooklyn on Black Friday when he was dressed as Santa. ... Read more