satire

Gun safety tips with Plaxico Burress

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Who could possibly be better to teach us gun safety these days than New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress? Other than the obvious choices like Kurt Cobain and Marshall Applewhite, of course? H/T: FanIQ Read more

The Dark Knight: Toy Story Edition

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Now I see what all the buzz was about. Heath Ledger and Christian Bale should definitely be up for Oscars. Read more

What if Axe made a body spray for women?

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You know those Axe body spray commercials where if a guy uses their product he supposedly gets followed around and chased by hot chicks just because he smells so damn good (A LIE BY THE WAY!)? Well, what if they made a spray for chicks? Yeah, that would be a great ad… Read more

Usain Bolt’s record run in slow-motion is sweet

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When I first saw Usain Bolt break the world record in the 100 I was blown away, but now, after seeing it in slow-motion, I am even more impressed. H/T: Don Chavez Read more

That Fred Flintstone was a badass

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Remember when Fred Flintstone had that movie made of his life called Raging Fred? You don’t?! Oh man, you missed a classic. Go rent it, but first watch this clip. Thanks to my man The Raging Prophet for the tip. Read more

Shaq one ups Kobe; tries to jump an Escalade

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Remember when Kobe “jumped” over LeBron James’ car? Well, of course The Big Envy had to one up his ex-teammate, but there’s a bit of a surprise to this video. Let’s watch, shall we? H/T: Ball Don’t Lie Read more

Jamie Lynn Spears’ Reproduction Rap

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My last post of the day before the link dump, folks. The things I do for you… Seriously? OMG! WTF? saves me from having to exert myself this time by bringing to my attention this hilarious video on Jamie Lynn Spears having a kid. It’s pretty funny and the girl they got to play Jamie ... Read more

A-Rod’s nine other celebrity crushes (besides Madonna)

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While at first it seems odd that a perennial all-star would bother with a mannish 49 year-old pop star striving for 0% body fat, the whole thing makes a of lot sense when you take into account A-Rod’s track record with women. SEE WHO ELSE A-ROD FANCIES… Read more

The Incredible Hulk looks amazing

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You wanna see what all the hoopla is about The Incredible Hulk movie? Well here you go… If that doesn’t make you want to go see it tonight, I don’t know what will. Read more

Gold Thong Giveaway

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The Yankees return home tonight to face Baltimore, on Gold Thong Giveaway Night. The first 5,000 fans in attendance will receive a gold thong like the Yankees wear. MORE DETAILS HERE… Read more