School

High school principal punished after bragging about banging the copy machine

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

john-chase-jr

When you’re a high school principal, there’s a higher degree of scrutiny than other walks of life. But regardless of where you work, I’d say bragging, presumably in jest, to a coworker about having sex with a copy machine is a no-no. Lesson learned, eh, John Chase, Jr? Read more

6 of the most useless online college classes

Posted by Greg Voakes under , , , , , , , , , ,

world-of-bubbles

College would be great if it wasn’t for all the classes. Thankfully the Internet has made it easier. Of course, if the course material you’re studying doesn’t applying to anything useful in the world, you’re better off getting stoned and breaking the world record for corn chip consumption. Read more

How could this get a zero on a test?

Posted by Chris Spags under , , ,

guido-toothpaste

A student submitted this answer as part of an exam and was given a zero for it. I challenge you to look at this and tell me this wouldn’t be the finest product in the history of the world. Read more

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , ,

quotation-marks2

I’m all for schools being taken to task for their draconian policies regarding kids overstepping their boundaries. But this story of a Florida kid being told he can’t wear a backpack with a cleavage-baring skank on the bank (pic here) seems like a story of a silly parent rather than an overbearing school. Read more

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

quotation-marks

Students bringing weapons to school is a serious problem that needs to addressed. But how about a horse? One Massachusetts area school says that a horse is a deadly weapon and a teenage student got suspended for riding one in to show some school spirit. Read more

Boy gets detention for farting on school bus

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

The detention slip given by Summers' bus driver

Schools are very reactionary these days and, in some cases, that’s well-deserved. Here’s one that definitely isn’t: An 11-year-old got detention for farting on the school bus, accidentally. Read more

Florida teacher resigns after allegedly sexting multiple students

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , , , , ,

sexting

When done correctly, sexting can be a good way to spice up a relationship and/or talk women with low self-esteem into entertaining you. Or you can be a male middle school teacher sexting your students and getting caught. I’d file that one under “incorrect.” Read more

Quote of the Day

Posted by Chris Spags under , , ,

quotation-marks2

Having worked for several large corporations, it always boggles my mind when executive level people can send emails or notes that are as grammatical as a brick to the face. But there are some positions where it’s even more egregious when you’re not on point with your grammar…like a school principal. Read more

Complete math teacher fail

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , ,

math-teacher-fail

I won’t sit here and pretend that I’m good at math or anything. But I also don’t teach little kids, unlike the teacher in this picture who may want to go back to school herself. Read more

Teachers give students wrong answers while trying to help them cheat on test

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

kids-taking-test

Public schools often get allotted funding, or doled out penalties, based upon how students perform on annual exams. One school in the UK was aware of that and tried to help the kids during an exam. Small problem: The teacher gave the kids the wrong answer. Read more

“I Heart Boobies” breast cancer bracelet gets teen suspended from high school

Posted by Chris Spags under , , , , ,

i-heart-boobies

Breast cancer is a serious problem and some people like to wear bracelets to support the cause of fighting it. However, one 15-year-old wore a bracelet which read “I Heart Boobies” to support breast cancer awareness and, you guessed it, the school punished him. Read more