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African prostitutes are magical!
Scientists have discovered that some Kenyan prostitutes may be immune to AIDS. What does this mean to you other than that perhaps you can have unprotected sex with more Kenyan whores? Read on!
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Invisibility cloaks just got more likely
In the most awesome news to ever exist, invisibility cloak researchers have reached a breakthrough that could help them make things invisible. With the power of CLOAK!
Scientists say they are a step closer to developing materials that could render people and objects
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The T-Rex is basically a large chicken
So if you're a T-Rex I have bad news for you this morning: It turns out, you're really just a large chicken.
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The Pope has some new sins for you
So Catholicism is kind of dumb except for the whole part about f'ing boys (which isn't cool, but I can respect it/occasionally fantasize about it...I mean what, huh, who said that). But when the Pope says there should be some new sins, goddammit I am going to totally f'ing