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‘Super Monkey Ball’ lets you roll a monkey in a ball over a woman’s breasts
Super Monkey Ball, that game which has you controlling a cute little monkey encased in a ball and navigating suspended platforms, teaming with tight corners and bottomless pits, has always been a family oriented affair. Thankfully that’s been fixed.
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Sega’s ‘Bass Fishing of the Dead’ is actually an awesome idea
I stand corrected; there was more than one stand out for best game related April Fool’s gag this year. In addition to Google’s 8bit Maps, you also have Sega combining their seminal fishing title and zombie blasting franchise to form, what else? Bass Fishing of the Dead.
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VIDEO: Remember,’Yakuza: Dead Souls’ comes out today
The latest installment in this series, Yakuza: Dead Souls, in which the undead is added to free-wheeling Japanese gangster sim, comes out today. And while it might seem a bit late to mention its pre-order bonuses, one can actually still nab all the goodies that Gamestop is offering, which
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VIDEO: Despite the addition of zombies, ‘Yakuza Dead Souls’ is business as usual
Other than the beating up undead street punks this time around, Yakuza Dead Souls is still a Yakuza game. Meaning plenty of bowling, fishing, and playing ping pong with prostitutes.
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VIDEO: Lets cross our fingers that the new ‘Aliens’ game is actually good
Thus far, it certainly looks promising. But even in an age in which licensed games not automatically suck, there’s still cause for concern. Especially since it’s by the same folks behind Duke Nukem Forever, and that game sucked the big one.
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VIDEO: This robot salaryman that detects breast sizes from afar is video game related
Along with the robot salaryman trying to buy beer at a convenience store, but not having much luck. Or at least I think that’s what’s going on?
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VIDEO: Sega’s own response for poor customer service is an unfunny YouTube video
At least the one they made for Binary Domain is much better. With the Stop Online Piracy Act is looming, many concerned gamers have taken it upon themselves to write in to their favorite game companies and ask them to not support the asinine piece of legislature. That's what one person did,
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VIDEO: For those who enjoy both Japanese gangsters and zombies
Hopefully Yakuza: Dead Souls will have hostess clubs as well… undead hostess clubs, naturally. Actually, it’s somewhat of a safe bet.