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Cap’n Crunch’s real name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

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Cap’n Crunch’s real name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

Did you know that Cap’n Crunch had a real name? I did not. CNN has a list of the real names of 23 of your favorite fictional characters and some of the names will make you look at the characters in a whole different light.

Kermit and Cookie Monster do shit

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Kermit and Cookie Monster do shit

Much like you, I'm having a hard time segueing back into the work week and am having difficulties finding anything I want to write about. So this video of Kermit the Frog and Cookie Monster looking at a mystery box entertained me enough to give it my ever-important rub.

Bert and Ernie are badasses

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Bert and Ernie are badasses

A lot of people think that Bert and Ernie are gay. I know better. They’re really badasses that are more like brothers. Here’s proof…

Hitler goes to Sesame Street

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Hitler goes to Sesame Street

I have no clue where this comic is from or what the hell is going on but I think that’s what makes it so beautiful.

Cookie Monster covers Jay Z

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Cookie Monster covers Jay Z

Sometimes you have to applaud the Internet for its creativity, even when it’s for a parody of a song that came out like half a decade ago. Check out Cookie Monster’s cover of Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” and chuckle.

Cookie Monster could be setting fires to Vietnamese children and raping