Charlie Sheen borrowed $10 mil from Warner Bros.
“Charlie Sheen … had to borrow a huge amount of money from Warner Bros. during his last season on Two and a Half Men.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s love child has been revealed
“You’re looking at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s mistress Patty Baena and the couple’s illegitimate son.”

Housewives Danielle Staub is a stripper now
“Staub recently signed a 3-year deal with the people at Scores Gentleman’s Club in NY.”

The Flintstones to return in Seth MacFarlane reboot
“Fox said the reboot will air in 2013.”

DWTS Karina Smirnoff slams Judge Bruno’s “dirty, rude” comments
“I truly think it’s personal.”

Is Leonardo DiCaprio now dating Blake Lively?
“They walked around the grounds together. It looked like they were a couple.”

“The Situation” sues his dad
“Mike Sorrentino claims his pop, Frank Sorrentino, is illegally using his name and likeness all over his website, TheConfrontationSite.com.”

Austin City Limits Fest to Host Kanye, Arcade Fire, Stevie Wonder, Coldplay
“Among the 130 bands on the bill are Bright Eyes, Social Distortion, Empire of the Sun, Santigold, Pretty Lights, TV on the Radio, Skrillex, Big Boi and Randy Newman.”

Lisa Edelstein leaves House M.D. after seven seasons
“Dr. Lisa Cuddy is going off duty.”

Neve Campbell — Officially back on the market
“Neve Campbell has officially ended her marriage, 4 years and 1 day after saying ‘I do.’”

TODAY’S VIDEO
New trailer for the upcoming Hangover 2 movie opening Memorial Day weekend.

The Princess is kind of right…it’s not like it’s Mario’s place to say what she does with her body. If some fat Soviet chick with a beard rescued my Prince-ly ass from a dragon turtle dude, I’d be like “Awesome, thanks” but I wouldn’t really be willing to bring her back for a romp on my castle floor.

Bonus Mario video because it’s Friday and utterly transparent that I’m posting this out of a lack of news…a strategy session with Mario villains and Bowser: